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TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’

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Master of Time, bender of Reality, controller of Space, director of the TBD, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH DEVSISTERS admin:@S0ggyToastEater

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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
17 days
Timekeeper Cookie has joined Parody Twitter
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
11 hours
So good news I saved the multiverse from total collapse The bad news is that in order to do so I broke up a couple Oops
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
21 hours
Erm Chat am I cooked?
@Emistations
EMI. 🩷
3 days
y'all got that, right chat?
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
21 hours
Pizza Friend Homosex Yeah that tracks
@heyshipz
shipz ✧
2 days
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
22 hours
WHO KEEPS RELEASING DINOSAURS FROM THEIR ORIGINAL TIMELINE?!
@msselinakylex
THE Catwoman
1 day
i may have done A Thing
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
22 hours
Loud
@SPICYDESTROYER1
BURNING SPICE COOKIEπŸ”₯
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πŸ”₯ β€”β€œDESCRIBE ME IN ONE WORD!”
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
22 hours
Sometimes I try to remember what happened, my own anomaly Why is my mind so fuzzy? Why can’t I remember? Who was I? Did I have a family? I can’t remember my own name anymore
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
1 day
IT WAS ME CR TWITTER I SPED UP TIME SO YOU WOULDN’T GET THAT SURPRISE BEAR ON TIME
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
1 day
Ugh Was this meeting really necessary?
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
1 day
On accident
@wwxwashere
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2 days
tell me how you ended up in the fandom you’re in
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@DustyyInferno
Dustyy
2 days
Croissant Cookie has also donated $100,000,000 to the LGBTQ+ Community "It seems the director has forgotten to donate for herself and her bird kissing addiction" She states.
@DustyyInferno
Dustyy
5 days
Timekeeper Cookie has donated $100,000,000 to the LGTBQ+ Community "For my employees at the time registry division" She states.
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
2 days
Hi I stole your trophies from Trophy Race Have a nice day
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
2 days
I trapped String Gummy Coolie in a white void because he took the last muffin from the breakfast bar
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
2 days
TIMEKEEPER ROLECALL
@TimeWooter
Croissant Cookie
2 days
One timekeeper cookie… two timekeeper cookies… THREE TIMEKEEPER COOKIES.. are there any more timekeeper cookies I should know about??
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
2 days
// My older oomphs watching me change this parody account from a elder god trapped in the body of a rock to Timekeeper Cookie
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
2 days
AGAIN AGAIN [timekeeper has rewound this very moment multiple times]
@ukeshamil
FOUNTS VALENTINE πŸ’Œ
2 days
"The STAR of the show has arriv-" *trips on his long ass coattails and falls down ten flights of stairs in front of everyone*
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@Arogustus
Arogustus
3 days
The TBD five second rule tierlist. Subscribe for more riveting tiering content.
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@S0ggyToastEater
Soggy Toast 🍞
3 days
Lord have mercy
@Karim88Not
Not_Kmark88
3 days
I cant believe this, but no I do believe i done this #cookierunkingdom #mozzarellacookie
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
2 days
I just want to talk to him
@kitkatvantaz
GaBZ ; #Capchatpilled
3 days
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
2 days
What a nice place you got here
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@T1meKeepr
TƗм𝑒Ⓚ𝑒𝑒卩𝑒я β“’Γ˜Γ˜β“€Ζ—π‘’
2 days
Help I can’t swim
@seltzerfIy
ender πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ
3 days
why the fuck are they disappearing. are they residing on water now. did a mysterious flower make them mermaids
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