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Master of Time, bender of Reality, controller of Space, director of the TBD, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH DEVSISTERS admin:@S0ggyToastEater
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Joined July 2025
Timekeeper Cookie has joined Parody Twitter
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So good news I saved the multiverse from total collapse The bad news is that in order to do so I broke up a couple Oops
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Erm Chat am I cooked?
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Pizza Friend Homosex Yeah that tracks
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WHO KEEPS RELEASING DINOSAURS FROM THEIR ORIGINAL TIMELINE?!
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Sometimes I try to remember what happened, my own anomaly Why is my mind so fuzzy? Why canβt I remember? Who was I? Did I have a family? I canβt remember my own name anymore
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IT WAS ME CR TWITTER I SPED UP TIME SO YOU WOULDNβT GET THAT SURPRISE BEAR ON TIME
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Ugh Was this meeting really necessary?
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On accident
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Croissant Cookie has also donated $100,000,000 to the LGBTQ+ Community "It seems the director has forgotten to donate for herself and her bird kissing addiction" She states.
Timekeeper Cookie has donated $100,000,000 to the LGTBQ+ Community "For my employees at the time registry division" She states.
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Hi I stole your trophies from Trophy Race Have a nice day
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I trapped String Gummy Coolie in a white void because he took the last muffin from the breakfast bar
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// My older oomphs watching me change this parody account from a elder god trapped in the body of a rock to Timekeeper Cookie
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The TBD five second rule tierlist. Subscribe for more riveting tiering content.
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Lord have mercy
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I just want to talk to him
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What a nice place you got here
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