Your Broke Professor
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Northeast Of Nowhere
Joined February 2014
your "subculture" is as real as McRib scarcity, so grats on that.
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Conducting important autumnal science. Combining a packet of salted cocoa oatmeal with a packet of pumpkin spice oatmeal to see if it tastes terrible or amazing.
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RT @htmljones: alarmingly younger gf (scrolling tiktok): i donβt even fw jjk like that but toji phonk edits go so hard . 40-year-old ivy leβ¦.
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RT @RosenElytra: Getting sucked into a Boeing 737's engine intake and coming out the otherside with my tie undone and covered in kissies.
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get famous or die trying*. * (fake your death. make it really ostentatious & elaborate. bask in the media attention from a false identity. stage a resurrection. start a cult. recruit highly placed individuals in government and media. become a recognized religion. meet Conan).
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getting insanely famous not for the money, not for the babes, not to leave a lasting legacy in the world. it's all for the fanart babeeeeey.
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drinking the cheapest energy drink money can barely buy & drinking it in one swig to enter communion with my gamer ancestors.
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none of my classes anywhere i teach have enough students enrolled to run. i hate this.
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she's being invalidating. she says you're just an Insect. she keeps refusing to call you a bug. she says only hemiptera are True Bugs. she does not recognize your non-scientific identification.
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i can't explain why but the bit right at the end has killed me, from laughing harder than anything in a long while has even come close. something about the visual and sound together.
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gotta hand it to em, i wasn't expecting that.
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"Good. Drown. In your greed and hubris you have undone us both. It's the smallest of favors you could grant me," I say to the gnat that died in my iced coffee i have to dump out now.
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*approaching an ancient tomb you see two guardians*. "One of us always has her tits out because she wants to be gendered as female. The other has their tits out to challenge normative conceptions of gender presentation. Choose wisely traveler".
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