Dealing with health insurance will be the death of me…it should not be this hard.

My Amazon packages almost never arrive when they say they will be anymore - what’s the point in having Prime?! A package has been out in the town next to me since 2:55AM and now says it’s delayed and will be here tomorrow…supposedly… @amazon

What. A. Shit show.

I genuinely don’t understand why Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl was so controversial. #makesnosense

Having a baby is nice cause you can use them to get out of plans that you don’t want any part of

I’m gonna fucking lose it

Buying presale concert tickets should not be this fucking hard. So much for living in fucking music city. Can’t get tickets to fucking anything. Fucking pissed.

Literally crying https://t.co/Ru4O7Kke6V

I would not recommend @myomnipod to anyone

Why does every pod leak after 24-36 hours @myomnipod ?! This is absolutely insane

My doctor apt was at 8AM. They opened at 8AM. how am I just seeing the doc at 9:30?! You can’t possibly this far behind already.

Hi - please vote for Max for Baby of the Year! He’s the cutest! https://t.co/j7raMG38Tf

Prednisone has completely ruined my body. I hate everything about it. Can’t find one tiny thing I like about me. I’m a fucking whale, crazy acne, major hair loss, my entire body hurts all the time & I can’t sleep. Fuck. My. Life.

It would be great if my body could just be fucking normal for once in my goddamn life.

Pretty sure that wired bras were created by the devil

Officially unemployed

It’s my last Sunday night dreading working on Monday…feels good

9:30pm on a Tuesday night. I’m in bed. My mom is at a Jelly Role & Post Malone concert. I wanna be her when I grow up.

Ok @machinegunkelly - I think you need to cover Uninvited by Alanis Morissette …just sayin…

Just cause I understand it, doesn’t make it suck less…