Pokémon Sword + Shield News
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Follow for the latest news on Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield on Nintendo Switch! This is a fan account; not affiliated with Nintendo!
Joined February 2016
For those who missed it, here’s the reveal of Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield! Which one will you pick up?.
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I jacked off 4 times today man i miss her.
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I know what happened to Dr Disrespect.
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Damn been getting so many DMs from hot sexy ladies with they’re clothes off lol. Fuck sword and sheild big pokemon is a lazy garbage gimmick.
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LMAO no one even plays sword and sheild anymore because they both suck.
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Not even horny at this point I’m just sad.
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Looks like shit!!.
Last year, we entered the Galar region for the first time in #PokemonSwordShield. Today, you can explore the first part of the expansion for these games—The Isle of Armor! . We’ve got a few things planned to celebrate.
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Masuda pull that dick out rn im not playin.
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I just took a shit lol it looks like Pokémon sword and sheild.
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Rip to all the kids getting sword and shield this Christmas 😭😭😭😭 mfs getting coal.
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Sorry for not posting in a minute. Been having a lot of sex with my hot girlfriend. My bad y’all.
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LMFAOOOOO.
Pokémon Sword and Shield for the Switch was released on this day worldwide, one year ago (2019)
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WII U GRAPHICS VS NINTENDO SWITCH LMFAOOOOO
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They don’t make good Pokémon games anymore.
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Everything that could go wrong right now is going wrong. Every aspect of my life is genuinely fucking crumbling. It’s so hard to focus and commit time / effort appropriately. Fuck.
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Pokémon sword and shield fucking suck lmao.
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The American people need a they/them president.
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Bro he don’t want it 😭😭😭 shawty did him a favor fr 🤦♂️.
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NORMALIZE SHITTING WITHOUT WIPING.NORMALIZE SHITTING WITHOUT WIPING.NORMALIZE SHITTING WITHOUT WIPING.NORMALIZE SHITTING WITHOUT WIPING.NORMALIZE SHITTING WITHOUT WIPING.NORMALIZE SHITTING WITHOUT WIPING.NORMALIZE SHITTING WITHOUT WIPING.NORMALIZE SHITTING WITHOUT WIPING.
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it’s getting increasingly difficult to be happy.
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MFS WILL PAY $90 FOR THIS. LMFAO ALL POKÉMON FANS ARE BRAINDEAD
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I LOVE TENCENT AND THE REPUBLIC OF CHINA
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SO WHAT IF WHITE WOMEN ARE MY WEAKNESS.
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Dudes be 18 years old playing Pokémon lmao bro go get an education virgin.
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Guess who’s got their alarm set for the direct tomorrow morning? 🤩😌. not me bitch LMFAOO ima sleep in fr
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CONSERVATIVES BE LIKE: BRO WHY CANT YOU RESPECT BOTH SIDES I WOULD NEVER BLOCK SOMEONE OVER OPINIONS!!!!!. BRO SHUT UP YOU ARE RACIST AND SEXIST AND HOMOPHOBIC AND TRANSPHOBIC LOL.
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LOL no ones even talking about the new Pokémon dlc because it sucks.
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THE BETA VERSION OF SWORD AND SHEILD HAVE BETTER LOOKING TREES LMFAOO WTF
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Lmao a new Pokémon dlc out this month? I already forgot LMFAOO DOGSHIT EXCUSE OF A GAME.
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I’m done jacking off. Going to try and achieve my dreams instead.
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Some people are really complaining about Demon Souls Remastered being $70. Meanwhile they’re okay with THIS being $90 😭😭😭
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You don’t gotta eat shit to know it tastes bad 💯.
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Pokémon Sword and Shield is now available for Nintendo Switch!.
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I keep seeing things that aren’t real.
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Getting my dick sucked while playing Nintendo DSi.
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I already beat off twice today man it’s gonna be one of those days huh.
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Do y’all remember that time I lost some bags of money in one of my mansions lmao.
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I AM THE FUCKING MAIN CHARACTER THERE IS NO DEBATE.
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They should put tucker Carlson on one of the dollar bills.
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yeah My Dick and Balls awards LMAO.
Pokemon Sword & Shield wins two awards at Japan Game Awards 2020
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Crazy cause it’s been 11 years since y’all dropped a good game 🤣🤣🤣.
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This what y’all paid $30 for? LOL NICE CODING GAME FREAK.
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Fucking hate Pokémon fans. Don’t you guys realize the games you play Suck Fucking Balls.
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Virgins be like: “the Pokémon announcement was NOT worth being hyped up for a week. ”. bro you HYPED YOURSELF UP over an ADVERTISEMENT LMAOO.
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Damn fucking right why do you hate feminists? You hate women???? You want women dead??? Fucking weirdo…. I will literally support and advocate for women until the day I die, deactivate your twitter account.
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I opened up my DMs. ONLY HOT GIRLS WITH BOOBIES OUT DM ME . lol FUCK POKÉMON LOSERS.
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I VOTED FOE JOE BIDEN LOL YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO MY ACCOUNT AND VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN.
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I AM A POLITICAL ACCOUNT. I AM USING MY INFLUENCE TO MAKE A DIRECT IMPACT ON THE 2020 US ELECTION. WOMEN DM ME.
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LOL FUNNY HOW TENCENT ALREADY MADE A BETTER LOOKING GAME THEN GAME FREAK LMFAOOO WHAT A DOGSHIT COMPANY.
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Do I have a high tolerance for pain or do I not know how to properly communicate my emotions.
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Any hot girls wanna talk to me in direct messages?.
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LOL this is gonna suck so bad I’m not waking up for this horseshit.
We have Pokémon news. You want Pokémon news. 🤔. Sounds to us like you should tune in tomorrow at 6 a.m. PDT for #PokemonPresents! What do you think, Trainers? .
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giant pokemon is stupid as fuck. follow @SerebiiNet for news i guess. fuck. what the fuck were they thinking.
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I’ll shit in you’re mouth.
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LOL GET SHIT ON BRO.
They are finding Biden votes all over the place — in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. So bad for our Country!.
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COUNT THIS 🖕🖕🖕.
STOP THE COUNT!.
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Any girls wanna ruin my perception of love lol.
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MY MEAT HURT CAUSE I BEAT IT THREE CONSECUTIVE TIMES IN A ROW LMAO SHIT.
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I have tested positive for being Badass.
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Bruh the voices in my head telling me crazy shit today 😂😂✨.
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