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New Followers:
I tend to go thru what might be called a "vetting process" before a follow-back.
Don't take offense to it, it's how I manage my mental health by curating my following. Hopefully you can respect that.
Thx,
Management
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Liberty fans outside the Oregon buses after the game:
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Liberty can still win if Mike Pence has the courage to do what’s right…
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SEC gettin cooked while a conference that won’t even exist in 6 months is rolling 5-0.
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How To Piss Away 11 Years Of Goodwill In 5 Days
by Damian Lillard
Foreword by Aaron Goodwin
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Before the
#liberals
find a reason to deface, destroy or degrade this one, I thought some of you might like to see it one more time...
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The I Hated The Halftime Show Starter Pack
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You know who never had 2 consecutive losing seasons with the Blazers?
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Alls I'm saying is...if Meyers punches Draymond, this city will forgive the past 7 years. Alls I'm saying.
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Wife: How much did you drink with the boys tonight?
Me:
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Portland & Denver combined to go 6-45 from 3.
Portland had 31 fouls.
Denver had 23 fouls.
Portland shot 24 FT's.
Denver shot 39 FT's.
PORTLAND STILL WON
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This is a Portland hipster child. For just .30/day, you can help provide him with clean drinking water.
#pdxboil
http://t.co/BfKFq0bUip
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Bring this man home to Portland. Sack Chauncey tonight.
BREAKING: The Phoenix Suns dismissed coach Monty Williams, sources tell ESPN. Williams was a two-time NBA Coach of the Year in four seasons with Suns — including a trip to 2021 NBA Finals. Suns lost 6-game series to Nuggets in Western Semifinals.
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They made it Personal™️
Then they got humbled by Oregon in front of 25 million viewers on tv & 60k in Autzen.
Talk shit, get hit.
#GoDucks
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This is factually incorrect. Orwell got published.
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RIP
Charles Wade Barkley
(1963-2017)
Eviscerated by LeBron James.
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Oregon storming back on Liberty like Georgia mail-in ballots 😤
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@PortlandPolice
What are the odds that a night after federal mags have orange paint on them, you locate mags with orange paint on them. What an amazing coincidence 😱
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Washington fans Monday: We gonna run it back next season. NATTY. DeBoer is HIM.
DeBoer:
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LA Dodgers CA Republicans
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Spending $300 Million To Lose
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We need to start having a serious conversation about the feasibility of the Blazers drafting Sabrina Ionescu.
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P sure Jokic just setup a tent, cooked a can of beans over a campfire, & got a few winks of sleep in the time he was in the key...
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Oregon Fans in 2012: WE WANT BAMA
Dan Lanning in 2024:
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Terry Stotts took a roster with Enes Kanter & Meyers Leonard as the featured centers to the WCF.
And folks out here saying Chauncey is just missing the right players.
Pitiful.
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Look Kyrie, Nassir made a deeply personal choice. He's entitled to that choice, even if it puts you or others in harms way.
You understand that, right??
Kyrie Irving on the play where he hurt his ankle: “It was a bad play. It was unnecessary for him to dive that far away from the ball. … There’s no place in our game for it. I get the intent from Nassir, it’s nothing against him. But it was unnecessary.”
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Blazers Fans True Sonics Fans
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Watching OKC lose
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Jan. 6, 2021:
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Jokic is treated like a very fragile jar of mayonnaise.
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I don't even care about playoffs now. I just want Nurk to be able to play basketball again. His successful recovery is infinitely more important than a playoff run without him this season.
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Trump should pardon Mark Helfrich for crimes committed against Oregon Football in 2016.
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Washington fans when Dan Lanning was the top name for Bama: HAHAHAHA YES! REST IN PISS YUCKS!
Washington fans when Kalen DeBoer is the top name for Bama:
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"STOP THE COUNT" I screamed as I saw the Blazers blowing yet another 3rd quarter lead...
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Paul George thinks that was a bad attack strategy by Arya.
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Give you one guess who was asking the question…
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Dan Lanning on Skip Bayless' comments on play calling: "I mean I don't know Skip at all, uh, I've never had a conversation with him. I've watched him enough to know how often he gets it wrong, so I mean that sounds about right."
Me:
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If Portland Police think Antifa is bad, think twice before discharging a flashbang or tear gas near Dame. OOOOOOOOOOOOH BOY.
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Neil Olshey terminated?
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These were the Stanley cups of my generation.
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My entire “For You” timeline is people from every PAC-12 fanbase & beyond, dragging Carlos, Grapes, & their shitty podcast like:
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@BossWard43
Put Timmy on your lap at the Childrens Cancer Center & tell him about his choices that lead to his cancer.
Be well.
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Oregon to the National Media in the first half:
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JUST A REMINDER RODNEY HOOD WAIVED HIS BIRD RIGHTS TO BECOME THE SAVIOR OF THE PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS
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This is just the Gresham, Oregon Chick-Fil-A.
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A drinking game where you take a shot every time Bill Walton says "Conference of Champions" during a PAC-12 broadcast is just a suicide pact.
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OREGON IS A:
Football ❌
Baseball ❌
Softball ❌
Men’s Basketball ❌
Women’s Basketball ❌
Acro & Tumbling ❌
Track & Field ❌
Golf ❌
Volleyball ❌
Lacrosse ❌
Tennis ❌
Esports ❌
SHITTING THE BED ✅
SCHOOL
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Just because Jokic is built like a tire company mascot doesn't mean he doesn't foul.
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Sometimes, in your worst 2 seasons you go a combined 68-88 (.435) & then you get fired for a guy who in his first 2 seasons goes 59-99 (.373) with 6 games to play. But hey, that's the price for improving.
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One week in Seattle:
- hometown airline blows out a door mid flight
- NFL team “parts ways” with its longtime coach
- UW gets dogwalked in the National Championship game
- UW loses eleventy billion starters
- UW loses their coach
- Mariners still ass
- Sonics still gone
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Of course WSU fans rushed the field, UW has no rush defense anywhere.
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How Oregon State’s loss to Notre Dame is a direct impact of Oregon’s greed & dishonesty & why President Murthy should consider suing them for emotional damages.
My report from El Paso:
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We used to be a proper country & put winners on the cover 😏
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You weren’t perfect, but you were ours.
You made us laugh.
You made us cry.
You made us scream in anger & in ecstasy.
You had us up before sunrise or long after dark.
You were beautiful.
#Pac12
#Pac12AfterDark
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Ahhhh sh*t, here goes my allergies. 🥺
Spencer not being here for his Senior Day hurts.
This goes hard.
Win for Webb.
#4Spence
#LongLive4
#GoDucks
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I really don't want PAC-12 Football to return in 2020.
It will return with no fans in attendance, and that will be an unfair advantage to Oregon State who've been playing under those conditions for years.
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I'll give you one guess which reporter was asking a question that got this facial expression:
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I believe Liberty vs Oregon was the name of the lawsuit anti-vaxxers filed against Kate Brown.
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Neil Everett just read the highlights for Oregon baseball on SportsCenter & y'all...goosebumps.
#GoDucks
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“Sir, Oregon just won the PAC-12 Baseball Tournament”
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“You can’t proclaim your way to shit” - Mario Cristobal
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Payton Pritchard down there in Eugene like…
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The Portland Trail Blazers have granted permission for 29 NBA teams, plus NCAA, AAU, High School, YMCA & rec league’s to interview Chauncey Billups for their coaching vacancies, per
@wojespn
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Russ talks a lot of shit for a guy who hasn't been out of round 1 since KD left...
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Apple Turnovers
Cherry Turnovers
Blazer Turnovers
Don't matter.
Blazers in 7.
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Say that first part again. Just the first 2 words & the @. Everyone needs a good laugh to start off their Monday’s.
Blazers Insider
@AaronJFentress
says Damian Lillard and his agent could force his way to Miami
“Let's say a team stepped up... with a Durant-like package, and Dame and his agent tell that team, 'Dude, we're not coming to play for you.' That'd be franchise suicide for a team to
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Bo Nix has the fellas rolling early this year…
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The key to Portland beating the Warriors is by Game 5, Portland needs to be trailing 3 games to 1. Got 'em right where we want 'em.
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Being a Blazer fan is simply being a parent. We aren't mad, just disappointed. We never stop loving you.
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Oregon: Hey guys, don’t forget to all dress in the same colors in your sections, pwease 🥺👉👈
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