Swetha Priyadharshini
@SwethaPD
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Marketing @StarknetFndn | Here for the vibes and to post every waking thought of mine. Prev: @AvailProject @0xPolygon @Flipkart
Joined March 2019
Here's why I picked @Starknet and why you should too:. - Best-in-class tech (goes without saying). Some of the best researchers in the industry; Ethereum and Bitcoin maxis scaling at godspeed. - The vibe is unmatched. The slack channels are buzzing, the GCs are busy day and.
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Boys think sex in the shower is a great idea till they realise girls shower in boiling hot water.
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If we dated for less than 3 months, it wasn't a relationship bro. It was an internship.
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Started talking to people in Tamil every time they talk to me in Hindi after I tell them I don't really speak Hindi.
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2 nights ago, friends threw a house party. No music. The neighbors called the cops for “public nuisance” based on the no. of vehicles outside the house. A temple nearby has been playing loud drums all of last night til 5am, started again at 10am today. This is not public nuisance.
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Guys really are getting creative. I said yes, btw.
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Just got laid off from twitter and I am looking for PM roles. I was the one responsible for the bookmark button under the share option.
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Oh no, we worked on ourselves to make sure we become a great partner or a perhaps a great parent in the long run and build a family that we hoped we had. And you’re not going to bring your privilege to tell us we’re not worthy of love.
Avoid dating those with dysfunctional families. Whatever little I’ve seen, difficult childhood & troubled relationship with parents always reflects in people’s adult relationships. Not their fault they are victims of bad parenting, but it’s a repair project you can avoid.
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How is it fair that Reema Sen in Vallavan was villainized but Vijay Devarkonda in Arjun Reddy was romanticized?.
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I swear Among Us phase was the best phase during lockdown.
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Colleges in Chennai according to Kollywood - NIFT, SRM, SSN.
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Nice meetup pics bro, show me what you're actually building.
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Bangalore - where all ideas become a reality for some reason
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Family: Why do you diet? You shouldn’t be on a diet. You look fine, you don’t have to lose weight at all. DON’T DIET!! IT’S BAD FOR YOU!!!. The diet in question:
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I'm a simple girl. I see a cute boy on Twitter, I hit follow 🌚.
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If you remember this man, you had a pretty screwed up school life
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Ya so did you all stop watching porn when they banned porn sites?.
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Most of us loved OK Kanmani only because we've all had fuckbuddies we've caught feelings for. Couldn't help but find it relatable 🌚. #6YearsOfOKKanmani.
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I'm bye-sexual. I leave anyone I'm sexually attracted to to save myself from getting hurt.
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He posted a story wearing a tshirt that said "Basketball is my girlfriend". And I replied "Hi! I'm basketball" and I got seenzoned. This is why I don't shoot my shot.
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Pro tip: You won't have problems in your dating life if you don't have a dating life.
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10 days ago, I wanted to go to Thailand. My sweetest and weirdly as unhinged as me boyfriend made me book my tickets the same day. It’s been a week of the two of us swimming with turtles and fishes, catching breathtaking sunsets, hopping from one pretty cafe to another and
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I think major part of growing up is basically learning that almost everyone has premarital sex.
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When you find a relatable meme you want to send him but it says "girlfriend" and you're not his girlfriend so you just look at it till it gets lost in the feed
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Don't bring the follow-unfollow culture to twitter. Stay on Instagram.
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Ya but never got to try it because my parents said it was made of sewage water.
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All these north Indians have been calling me ignorant for not being able to fluently talk in hindi but they don't know that Karnatak is not a state, Kannad is not a language, Madras is not Tamil Nadu and Andhra Pradesh & Telanganga are two different states. The ignorance.
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Whoever is going to be the 421st like, you better don't
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Nobody:.Quora questions: I earn 25 LPA, is it enough to life a comfortable life in Bangalore?.
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What motivates me to turn up to work everyday? Depression. I’m at my most creative self when I’m most depressed. More depression = more quality work = more monies. I call this the depression economic model.
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Want to travel a lot, see the world, also want to be consistent with the gym, eating healthy and resting when necessary, also want to save money, and also want to be around friends and family more.
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"You attract what you fear". Me: AAAAAAAHH EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE MEN.
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Crypto girl starter pack. What else should I be adding?
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I don't have the patience to explain the difference between hot and boiling hot.
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Man I miss the days when people on Facebook played Farmville and didn't post their wedding pictures.
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My turn to look for flatmates 🥲. My flatmates are moving out soon and I really don't want to give up on this flat. 3bhk, gated community, fully furnished, in the middle of HSR and Bellandur, no restrictions whatsoever and I'm said to be v cool. DM for pics . RT pls 🙏🏾.
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Forget sexual frustration. It's been 6 months since I hugged anyone 💔.
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The best kind of friendship and love are the ones that feel easy. No forced conversations, no forced plans, no forced silence.
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It only takes one borderline thirst trap to get guys who haven't spoken to you in years text you.
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I know you've heard this enough but 2022 is just 22 days away and I'm still in 2020.
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Lifting for 3 months consistently has been the hardest thing I've ever done but now I get why all you gymbros are obsessed with it.
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Do you think Instagram and Twitter is toxic? Bro have you used LinkedIn?.
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Alright, career update time. Today marks my last day at @AvailProject. I'm feeling a little emotional as I hand over everything and sign off from the account. I joined Avail about a year and a half ago, and during this time, I've grown as a marketer, learned so much about the.
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Found so many women named Peter on LinkedIn today. Turns out Dutch women are changing their name to Peter to highlight the inequality in hiring. A report found that Netherlands' top 100 companies had more CEOs named Peter than women CEOs. Hence #MijnNaamIsPeter. Love it.
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"I lead the marketing team here"."Oh, nice! How many of you in the team?"."Just me".". ".
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How is everyone dealing with the lack of physical contact?.
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I love watching people fall in love. But watching myself fall in love is fucking scary, so please leave me alone.
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Here’s a gentle reminder: . - Crypto is for everyone. Your gender, nationality, political belief doesn’t matter. - Crypto is meant to be permissionless. No gatekeepers, and nothing should or would ever be a barrier for your innovation. - Crypto is building towards a.
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Spending the day with someone and coming back home smelling like them >>>>>>>.
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When I say I miss my ex, I think I actually miss being prioritized, valued, counted on, knowing I have someone to count on and going to bed knowing I make someone happy everyday. I don't actually miss them, I just miss the feeling.
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I will never forgive what the hookup culture has done to dating.
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What's the point in spending lakhs on a wedding if the bride and groom aren't having fun? 🤷🏾♀️.
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Beginning to mentally prepare myself for another lockdown.
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Pro tip: Your dating life won't suck if you don't have a life. Follow me for more.
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Levels of comfort:. 1. Sending them voice notes.2. Sending them ugly photos .3. Meeting them without makeup.4. Pooping at their place.
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You're proud about the university you went to and mine is proud I went there. We're not the same bro.
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So much advice on Twitter from people who have done nothing but shitpost throughout their careers.
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Me to my mom: Take cute candid pictures of me when we go out .Pictures my mom takes:
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3 years ago on this day, I was crying because I, a marketer who just moved from FMCG to tech, didn’t know what an SDK was. Everyone in my team, all developers and PMs seemed to understand. It just sounds funny now.
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Vegetarians gotta stop saying Briyani is bae and Shawarma is love. Gtfo and eat paneer butter masala 😡😡😡.
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Saved his contact as Microsoft cuz it was micro and soft.
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Do you ever say yes to a plan and instantly regret?.
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If you're ever curious of what it's like to work in a web3 product studio, here are some of my highlights from just this week. 🧵.
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What I say I do for a living:.- haha I shitpost and just memes and replies hahaha. What I actually do:.- Write copy that people can read and actually understand complicated things .- Obsess over numbers and experiment to make them go up .- Analyse what works and what doesn’t .-.
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17 yo me: Mom, I'm an adult. I know what I'm doing. 22 yo me: Mom, please come to Chennai. My pants' zipper got stuck.
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GUYS!!!! This 5 yo I met today thinks I’m cool and decided to sleep next to me, spoke to me till 3am and I truly feel like the chosen one. I’m open to babysitting all your kids. They’ll love me and istg I won’t let them stay up beyond their bedtime. This was an one off incident.
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All of us were excited for 2022 for what? To get tested positive?.
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My feed is full of crypto marketers, I'm feeling so validated now.
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Should we file a complaint against Ola for their offensive name?.
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I think Guru is such an underappreciated Rahman album.
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I'm actually pretty but don't have pretty pictures. That's why I hate my life.
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Auto driver asked if I'm married. The end of my youth is here.
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Look how small my hand is .*keeps hand against theirs to compare*.
How to tell someone you like them without telling them you like them 🥺👉👈.
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Please stop using words like bipolar, OCD, claustrophobic, PTSD as random adjectives while there are people ACTUALLY suffering. Thanks.
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I believe we overshare on the internet because it sometimes helps to know that we're not alone. Keep oversharing ppl. I gotchu ❤.
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