Brian Horowitz
@Sweet___H
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The jerk store called... they're running out of you!
Joined November 2011
No even editing the spelling on that last tweet because I’m a badass
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If URI doesn’t come back in this game I’m gonna need so many jack and cokes 🤦🏻♂️ #marcHmadnes
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Fine guys, I’ll come to the city to watch march madness but I’m not drinking beer and they better have the flyers on...with volume!!!
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Egg whites, low fat cheese and fresh vine tomatoes. Don't fuck with me on my breakfast game
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When I go to bars I pick up girls for my friends...not because I'm a good guy, I'm just playing the long game
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Follow up on that last tweet. I only drink diet soda #caleriecounting
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I only drink liquor. Not because I'm a badass, beer's just not for me #vodkasodablackout
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I wear Ricky & Morty shirts because I think it will get me laid
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I know the Eagles are in the playoffs and all, but can we please put on the Flyers game??
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I'll eat it because I can't smell it in my mouth @CMeyer1026
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