If you use or support AI please block me, I could not be more serious.

Just an fyi if we’re oomfs that means you can kiss me on the lips whenever

I may be annoying and awkward, but if I'm making you laugh, you're not allowed to be mad about it. That's the cost of comedy. You want jokes, you have to suffer the fool.

i hope all transphobic gays actually burn in hell, like, no shade lol

nothing worse than a fagg0t who isn’t queer, hate y’all dummies down

Still a wet dog

Good morning to the fat boys and the bisexuals!!! ❤️🥰☀️🌹🫶 Hey, everyone else…

Was flirting with a guy and reflexively said “Yay!” every time he complimented me. This really is me, huh?

i hope all men over 200 pounds have a great sunday

That one fine oomf who always likes my shit but has never dmed

It’s hard seeing someone else live your dream

boy butt might be the greatest thing in the universe

Hey chat

Was kinda tempted to do the face/body card trend but I’ve been feeling like all my cards are declined lately

thankful for my big fat butt

I know a post is really good when people are quote retweeting it talking about how it’s so their fav character. Yes it is girl, that tweet actually was about your blorbo. Glad you noticed 😘

What if we were both boys and we duo queued in League of Legends? 🫣

Saw a twink version so had to make my own

Shirt I ordered for Halloween finally arrived, so that’s cool lol

When he calls me pretty