Cali 🌺
@SweetMelissa
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✍🏼 Copywriter ( shit-poster ᵍᵐ) For Hire | 🩷@PolyBaddies Affiliate🩷 | 10 Yrs 👉🏼 Crypto | Web3 Degen🤘| DeFi Project Advisor | Holistic Alchemist 🌿
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Joined August 2019
It's time I became my authentic self, here on X. 🥹 Everyone here in Web3 has known me as Cali for the last 5 yrs, but my IRL name is Melissa 💗 And I am f*ckin STOKED to have finally gotten the Handle @SweetMelissa from X! Get your own at https://t.co/7cuZlFz5ur
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And I had to buy 3 to feed all 12 of us 🫣🫠😖🥰
BREAKING: U.S. inflation rate for turkeys surpasses 24% YoY.
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Today Polymarket US was approved by the @CFTC for intermediated trading - aka letting people trade Polymarket through their brokerages. A key milestone for permeating the US financial system. Much props to our legal and US ops team. This process has historically taken years...
We’re thrilled to share that we've received CFTC approval for intermediation, paving the way for seamless access to polymarkets through registered brokers & financial institutions. Coming soon to a trading platform near you.
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I guess @Starlink is wants to send me a free Mini Kit. Most excellent! I’ll use it in the woods when hunting deep on my mountain, since we do not have cell service here where I live 💖 Thanks Elon!!
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Buying the dip??? Opt in on @krakenfx and earn an entry to win 1 BTC for every $1 traded 🎟️💰 $100 of Aster? = 100 entries $1,000 of SOL? = 1,000 entries https://t.co/WQlHVk3xVB Geo restrictions apply
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GM! ☕️ 10/10 get yourself a heated eye mask. I love these self warming steamy ones. 💕 If you’re a PolyBaddie like me and stare at screens more than you should, watching your @Polymarket bets play out, your dry eyes will thank you 🙏🏼
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gm monday… 🫶🏻 I’m moving slow, sipping something warm, pretending the world is soft while my @Polymarket tabs say otherwise. Be gentle with the week. But don’t be gentle with your edge. 💕
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Just got accepted into the @Polymarket Partner Program. @PolyBaddies status upgraded 🩷 Yes, this means I now have a referral link. Yes, you should use it like the Degen that you are. https://t.co/PlxhfCKT80
Congratulations to the first 100 traders accepted into our affiliate program. We are now accepting applications for batch 2 — applications will be accepted on rolling & case by case basis: https://t.co/cRPApM6rOy
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gm monday… 🫶🏻 I’m moving slow, sipping something warm, pretending the world is soft while my @Polymarket tabs say otherwise. Be gentle with the week. But don’t be gentle with your edge. 💕
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🚨 𝕏 New Feature 🚨 𝕏 now lets you sort your Following feed by 'Most Recent' or 'Popular.' This update gives you full control over how you browse posts from people you follow. Tap the arrow next to 'Following' ➝ Choose 'Most Recent' or 'Popular'
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GPolyBaddies @SweetMelissa (Cali) is a top PolyBaddies affiliate and degen content creator who drives Polymarket adoption through memes, market insights, and community hype
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PolyBaddies just lost all their badges because of a few accounts pretending to be girls/using fake pics 🤯 Everyone who completes verification will get their badge restored in the next few days though 🫶🏽 I have nothing to hide 🩷
polymarket has so many indian men pretending to be women on their payroll it's crazy
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Why does the blue check always take so long to come back? Especially when you’ve ID Verified your account too… Freaking annoying 🙄 @premium You should find a better way to streamline this @nikitabier 🫤
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Apparently there were some bad baddies in the bunch. 😏 This is why we can’t have cute pink badges 🥺
Implementing new security measures brb ✨ Born to live laugh love, forced to say “here’s my Calendly, let’s set up a call”
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It’s just a matter of time I guess.
#Bitcoin days are numbered. It seems like just a matter of time before it suffers the same fate as online gambling.
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Early adopters don't wait for opportunity; they build for it. $UWPS is almost here, bringing real ownership, rewards, and access to the UniWallet Pay network. Prepare early. Freedom favors the ready.
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Hating on people from Africa, India, Pakistan, etc is not the flex you think it is. Lot of people are showing their true colors today.
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