“We need more women in #bitcoin.”

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

I talked to a guy yesterday who invested in a business in 2017. He said, “I should have just bought bitcoin instead. I’d be done.” Most people will eventually come to this realization about all their investments.

Do you have a weird crush? Mine is hilarious….our nerdy, gay Treasury Secretary. Don’t judge.

I’m moving on from Bitcoin X to Dildo X.

Dildos are the best thing to ever happen to the WNBA.

Bitcoin builds, altcoins imitate.

Bitcoin is the ultimate fiat vacuum. *art from the amazing Jon Noorlander

The dildo throwing may get me to watch a WNBA game.

The fact that the Wolf of Wall Street was funded by a Malaysian financial fraud scheme is too perfect.

I think most everyone knows this, but just in case for those in the back:. It's far more important to keep your seed phrase secure than your hardware wallet.

Compounding your bitcoin stack every month > compounding interest.

There are 6 public elementary schools within 1.2 miles of my house and 10 within 4 miles of my house. This seems insane to me.

I heard someone say that only old people use gifs and that shit hurt my feelings.

If dips scare you, you don’t understand .bitcoin.

Your credit score isn’t a measure of financial responsibility; it’s your report card for being a compliant debt slave.

So bitcoin is more affordable today?.

In honor of Strategy’s jaw dropping earnings today, I’m dusting this one off.

That EPS 😮‍💨.

Why do so many leadership roles in police and fire departments in the US seem to be filled by visibly unfit women?.

Out of the mouth of a teen boy at my house just now….“I always thought I was an ass guy but Sydney Sweeney fixed that.” . 😅🤣.