SurrealLife
@SurrealLife
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Our new "normal" is viewing reality through the lens of "alternative facts." Bruce Springsteen junkie. 🌊
Florida, USA
Joined March 2009
It's been 44 days since Arizonans elected Adelita Grijalva, but more than 800,000 people still don't have representation in the House because Speaker Mike Johnson refuses to swear her in. Do. Your. Job.
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Newsom’s social media team is on a level we’ve never seen before
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I'm here outside @SpeakerJohnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files. Change my mind.
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I am at a loss for words. Trump is fast asleep at an 11am televised meeting, drooped face, incoherent speech, slurred words?????? This is 10x worse than what Biden did at that debate, and he was literally run out of town for it. And we were forced to trade him for this????
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And to think this orange sack of cholesterol had the balls to call Biden “Sleepy Joe.” His dumbfuck cultists will probably spin this as “Leadership Through Napping.” You can’t parody this shit anymore.
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We need to support Zohran Mamdani. If Mamdani loses, Zionism will win. If all New Yorkers want to fight against Zionism and avoid losing their city to Israel, they should vote for Mamdani.
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I don't get Medicaid. I’m not on food stamps. I rely on no Social Safety nets. But I still believe in FULLY funding these programs. Why? Because I'm not a cruel ruthless selfish piece of shit.
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Hey Fuckface, I fixed your latest Truth Social post…
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Today marks SIX WEEKS since I was elected by the voters of AZ-07. For six weeks, @SpeakerJohnson has denied them their voice in Congress. That's not leadership. That's obstruction.
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Elon Musk is not a scientist… he is a billionaire con man with a lot of money.” — AOC 
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Actor Woody Harrelson totally slams Trump and says he wishes we could get him out of office because he’s a Bigot and he’s ruining this Country and taking us back to dark times! 🔥
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This is Adelita Grijalva. She was elected 43 days ago. Republicans still refuse to swear her in because she is the final vote needed to release the Epstein Files.
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🚨HOLY COW: Donald Trump is going to absolutely LOSE IT. Alvin Bragg, the Manhattan District Attorney who brought criminal charges against him has JUST WON REELECTION.
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Good morning... USA is turning blue!!! And... 🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the POS 34x convicted felon, DEADLY INSURRECTIONIST, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Donald Trump did 🩸🩸🩸
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