Johanna
@SurpriseDimples
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30+. Occasionally not basic. Do it for your lover apologist. #JusticeForIgranka. ♿️ /🩼 (hEDS)
Stuck in 2015
Joined March 2024
[me, high off cosmó's vibe and the microplastics in my tanzschein] "so here's how austria can do a double"
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i really need to stop freaking out about my age like 1) people still mistake me for 25 so who cares and 2) danny saucedo will always be exactly 5 years older than me so i'll always be young in comparison to that hag
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realized just now in a poor attempt to not have to mention my exact age again bc i'm lowkey freaking out about it i accidentally made myself EVEN OLDER 🤡 (i meant to say "closer to 40 than 30")
on the subject of birthdays i can't believe i've been closer to 40 than 35 for a whole damn week now ☠️ #SelectiaNationala
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say what you want about eins zwei drei but don't deny it's a solid glow up for the uk since last year
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they don't know it yet but they should honestly be scared shitless of jeremi sikorski with cienie przeszłości winning in poland #polskichkwalifikacji
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HELP GUYS I'M BEING KILLED BY MY ACTUAL BIOLOGICAL SON 😭😭
it's been 2 months but idk if i'll ever be over the shock plot twist of fine aged wine daddy alis kallaçi actually being a 23 year old fetus
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credit were credit is due that voting sequence was nothing if not efficient #SelectiaNationala
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wow this is anticlimactic but i'm glad it's ending #SelectiaNationala
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some of these dancers are truly experts in the noble art of go on girl give us nothing #SelectiaNationala
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... just because you can doesn't mean you should #SelectiaNationala
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if it's 100% jury votes what do we need this intermission for #SelectiaNationala
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not my mom muttering "the fuck is up with all these b-sides" from across the room 😂 #SelectiaNationala
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is half a car really better than just... idk... no car #SelectiaNationala
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even knowing it's "choke me" i only hear show me #SelectiaNationala
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background singer slash school teacher at prom stealing the show without one single closeup #SelectiaNationala
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respectfully call him back when he has another llámame #SelectiaNationala
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"no matter who you are we have the same tattoo" oh yeah then what fandom is this from #SelectiaNationala
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first time watching #SelectiaNationala what's with romania being good at rock and heavier genres and nothing else
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on the subject of birthdays i can't believe i've been closer to 40 than 35 for a whole damn week now ☠️ #SelectiaNationala
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