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I made a map of who's fucked who amongst my friends
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We literally slaughter the sheep when they get older and stop producing a profitable amount of wool. We’re not shearing them because we value their lives. Be honest.
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Like if you wanna wear wool just wear it but don’t act like it’s some ✨service✨ we’re providing to these animals out of the kindness of our hearts lmfaooo be fucking serious
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And why is that? Certainly not bc we’ve selectively breed them for generations and essentially mutilated their genetics to grow excessive wool so can exploit them for our own personal gain, right?
the sheep will fucking die if you don’t shear them you blithering idiots
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holy motherfucking shit I cooked my pasta directly into the sauce instead of boiling it in water and it’s AMAZING literally DELICIOUS Jesus fuck I’m never boiling my pasta ever again 😭
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how tf is weed legal in different states btch i thought we was united
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had a dream that my girlfriend broke up with me last night and I literally cried so much lmfao 😭
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before everyone was anti-fat and that’s why you had this low-fat peanut butter crap where they’d take all the healthy fat out and replace it with processed sugar and now everyone is anti-carb and so you have ppl saying fruit is bad for you lol
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Bill Clinton during the 2016 US presidential debates between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.
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it was a Christian group and I don’t know why they wanted to hire ME when 99% of my work portfolio is erotic romance lol
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this group reached out to me to ghostwrite their anti-abortion book 😭 I told them no
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Absolutely love this photo of Bill Clinton and Donald Trump spending time together.
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Guy who thinks prostitutes make more than pimps
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My mother is so beautiful. If I’m half as pretty as her at her age I’ll have won at life.
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got hit on twice in like 5 minutes at the airport today and I was so confused bc I look like SHIT like actually dogshit but then I realized you can see my nipples through my shirt lmfaooo 😭
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dental dams are too woke for me like “safe lesbian sex” fuck off lmfaooooooo
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