The Super Absurdist
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I bleed horror, not free content. Ask before turning screams into streams. đź’€ As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases.
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Joined February 2014
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Thanks to an incredible act of kindness, our rent has been covered, but we’re still struggl… Donald Zook needs your support for Help Keep the Lights On for Us
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Let the skull protect your bottle like a tiny undead guardian. OTOTO New Spookelier Wine Saver Pump and 3 Wine Stopper ⬇️ https://t.co/XGMSJcHE0L
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Summon the winged creature of fermented grapes. OTOTO Vino Spooky Bat 2-in-1 Wine & Beer Opener, Corkscrew & Bottle Opener ⬇️ https://t.co/MWdtaNKgm2
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Design award winner OTOTO Studio presents Vino, the bat corkscrew. Enjoy the evening with a bottle of wine, Vino never says no! It removes corks easily and without biting the neck. With this bat wine...
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Your boring soap pump had a good run. Time to evolve. OTOTO New Soapasaurous Dino Hand Soap Dispenser ⬇️ https://t.co/YHDskMXDN1
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OTOTO Soapasaurous Bathroom Hand Soap Dispenser Meet the OTOTO Soapasaurous handsoap dispenser for bathroom—where functionality meets fun! This adorable and versatile dino-shaped kitchen dish soap...
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Because even your sponge deserves a spa day. 6.5" Ceramic Mini Decorative Clawfoot Bathtub ⬇️ https://t.co/hn5t8yfCOj
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Get soapy and clean in fun fashion when you store your bar of soap in this miniature claw-foot bathtub. Perfect in the bathroom or at the kitchen sink, the two tone color soap dish will fit right in...
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Give your sponge a little bed. It’s earned it. OTOTO Cute Sponge Holder for Kitchen Sink ⬇️ https://t.co/IbLDn9m5hw
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Sponge Holder Gray Cat
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DC Vertigo Comics The Sandman Issue 50 1993 P. Craig Russell đź“– https://t.co/tOOsgD7Ddt
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DC Vertigo Comics The Sandman Issue 50. 1993. Story by Neil Gaiman. Art by P. Craig Russell. Mature reader. The Distant Mirror. Ramadan. Exquisite art and story. Once upon a time in Baghdad. Very...
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DC Vertigo Comics John Constantine Hellblazer Special Issue 1 Garth Ennis & Steve Dillon đź“– https://t.co/S70IZ4Cd6x
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Garth Ennis -Art. Steve Dillion -Story. Glenn Fabry -Cover Art.
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Each echelon demanded a sacrifice. At first it only wanted tokens. A drop of blood, a hair, a fingertip. The higher I went, the hungier it grew. Whole limbs, warm organs, slices of whatever I couldn’t live without. By the top, there was barely enough of me left to offer.
Horror Writing Prompt no. 2015: echelon Craft a terrifying tale inspired by the prompt and share your work with #horrorprompt. Big thanks to gagi for sparking today's terror!
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Oni Press It Girl 2002 One Shot Written and Created By Mike Allred đź“– https://t.co/poEQLKdrfS
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Oni Press It Girl 2002. Created and Written By Mike Allred. Illustrated by Chyna Clugston-Major. Mad, mod, and cool. First Printing. Great for reading or completing your collection. Carefully examine...
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Marvel Comics Avengers The Origin Trade Paperback 2012 đź“– https://t.co/BYacwodzUQ
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Marvel Comics Avengers The Origin Trade Paperback 2012. Artist: Phil Noto. Writer: Joe Casey. Collecting Avengers: The Origin 1-5. The beautiful retelling of The Avengers origin story. Like new but...
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Amaze Ink Halo and Sprocket by Kerry Callen Issues 1-4, 2002 đź“– https://t.co/II5Lxz8VUA
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Amaze Ink Halo and Sprocket (2003-03) Issues 1-4. Story and Art by Kerry Callen. Humanity's existence is the fodder for comedy by and angel and robot duo that live a...girl. Very good condition....
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Oni Press Scooter Girl 2003 Issues 1 & 2 Chynna Clugston-Major đź“– https://t.co/X8xLaEV5Wd
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Oni Press Scooter Girl 2003 Issues 1&2 By Chynna Clugston-Major. Black and white indie comic. It's like shojo manga and british mod had a baby. Very good condition. Bagged and backboarded. No...
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DC Comics R.E.B.E.L.S '95 Issues 0-5 đź“– https://t.co/k3XvuYpK5i
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DC Comics R.E.B.E.L.S '95 (1995) Issues 0-5 in this lot. 6 issues total. Vril Drox and crew rebel against L.E.I.G.I.O.N. 90's action. Bagged and backboarded. Very good condition. No international...
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Your dryer is tired of fighting for its life every load. Help it out. Handy Laundry Wool Dryer Balls ⬇️ https://t.co/7HW2A0ksIB
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Reusable Wool Dryer BallsDiscover a healthier, efficient, inexpensive approach to drying laundry. These large felted 100% New Zealand wool dryer balls are the economical alternative to replace...
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Your furniture is 70% pet hair and 30% fabric. Fix that. ChomChom Roller Pet Hair Remover ⬇️ https://t.co/yCybIyS3UP
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The ChomChom Roller is the World’s Best Pet Hair Remover. By simply moving the pet hair roller back and forth, you immediately track and pick up cat hairs and dog hairs embedded deeply in sofas,...
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Make messes disappear like they never happened. USANOOKS Microfiber Cleaning Cloth Grey - 12 Pcs ⬇️ https://t.co/Idt5SlNeU2
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Microfiber Towel, Microfiber cleaning cloth and rags
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Your dashboard is holding on to secrets and crumbs. PULIDIKI Car Cleaning Gel Clean Putty Car Interior Cleaner ⬇️ https://t.co/9KPOVp1Xfu
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Car dust cleaning gel for car is a crevice cleaner, designed to clean car interior and other other hard-to-reach spaces. Car cleaning gel putty reusable can not only clean the car, but also for home...
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Your car seats know too much. Let’s fix that. BISSELL Little Green Portable Carpet Cleaner ⬇️ https://t.co/XV28APcJBJ
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Not every pet mess calls for a full-size carpet cleaning machine. Use BISSELL® Little Green® portable upholstery and carpet cleaner to spray, scrub and lift away those smaller messes, like dirt and...
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Your car seats know too much. Let’s fix that. BISSELL Little Green Portable Carpet Cleaner ⬇️ https://t.co/XV28APcJBJ
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Not every pet mess calls for a full-size carpet cleaning machine. Use BISSELL® Little Green® portable upholstery and carpet cleaner to spray, scrub and lift away those smaller messes, like dirt and...
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Marvel Comics Thunderbolts Fear Itself 2011 Hardcover First Printing đź“– https://t.co/gIuPjzV40F
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Marvel Comics Thunderbolts: Fear Itself. Hardcover. 2011. First Printing. Jeff Parker-Writer. Kev Walker, Declan Shavlvey, and Velentine De Landro-Artist. Contains Thunderbolts #158-162. Time travel...
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