Sudeep 🐼
@SudeepSonawane
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part time ghar ka chota beta, full time corporate majdoor | I hate my boss | Jokes | Memes | I post Horror Stories everyday at 12 AM
Mumbai, INDIA
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Omelette bread khane aa jao doston 😋❤️
PS - Don’t miss the omelette flip 🫣
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You just woke up at 2 AM in the night & you see this in your room…what will you do?
A. Will go closer to her & check
B. Will cry under blanket
C. Will play hanuman chaalisa
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Drop your name & I'll reply with your future wife's/husband's name. 🫶🏼♥️
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Guys, meet pintu 🐱❤️
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Aaj egg ke saath kuch creativity karte hai! 😁
It tastes so yum guys 😍😋
Do try, very simple method. 👌🏻
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Kitna bhi mehenga perfume use kar lo guys, uske baalon ki smell me alag hi nasha hai 🫠❤️
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Bina chaabi ke taala kholna
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Have you ever received a reply from a celebrity?
Me:
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Aaj tiffin BlinkIt ki bag me leke gaya office, train me ek aadmi ne pucha…
“Kahan delivery karne ja rahe ho aur kitna paisa milta hai ek delivery ke piche?”
Kya jawab du? 😭
@letsblinkit
@blinkitcares
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Happy
#MothersDay
to every supermom! 🦸♀️♥️💪🏻
Also, jis ladki ko bhi mujhpe crush hai, dekh lo apni sasu maa ko. 🤗
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Dear Girls on X (Twitter),
I just want to say you are far better, talented, matured & of course beautiful than Instagram girls.All they do is show their half naked body to gain followers, such as fake models. you are not like that, u gain it for your skills.I Respect you all ♥️
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Ab Sachiv Ji seedha IAS crack karenge fir pradhan ji khud Rinki ka rishta lekar unhe pass jaayenge.
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Yes, of course. Shivani is my best friend. We have been friends since school and it's been close to 12 years now. During this time I dated few girls & she also dated few guys but that did not affect our friendship. We both never had feelings of love for each other hence we
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Quote with your favourite trio
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Do you believe in Karma?
I personally believe 🙌🏼
Last month, at late night i was coming back to home from office, there was a man in his 40s he was looking for an auto but none auto driver stopped because it was almost 1 AM at that night. He asked me if i can drop him at his
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A True Horror Story
यह कहानी मुझे रंजनगांव (मह��राष्ट्र का एक गांव) के मेरे भाई ने सुनाई है, यह उसकी पत्नी की कहानी है और सच्ची कहानी है! कृपया कोई मुझसे उन व्यक्तियों के नाम न पूछे... क्योंकि भाई ने नाम न लेने की शर्त पर कहानी ट्विटर पर पोस्ट करने की अनुमति दी है।
तो सुनो
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Guys, aaj maine mere boss ka chutiya kat diya, usko bola "Mere bade bhaiyya ka accident ho gaya hai, mujhe abhi ke abhi hospital jaana hoga" aur office se nikal gaya hoon, aur turf aya hoon doston ke saath cricket khelne. 🏏
5 PM ka booking tha, ab tak ek bhi dost aaya nahi 🥲
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Normal people: Safely remove device
Kareena: Saif ali remove device
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Bhaiya, chalte chalte mere twitter family ko bhi saath le lenge ❤️🫶🏻
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We are men
If we are suffering
We don’t tell anyone
Nobody respects a crying men
Sympathy is only for women & children.
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Missing her a lot today 🥺
Sakshi, tum jahan bhi ho…I know you must be in a happy place. ❤️
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Blessing your timeline with this song 🫶🏻
One of the master piece by Arijit Singh ❤️
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I cooked this chicken for my mother on this
#MothersDay
❤️😋
Let me know what you did to make your mother happy in the comments 🤗
#mothersdaygift
#motherhood
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What's your plan B if you don't get succeed in your career?
Mine: Ghar jamai
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I’ll ask you a very personal question.
If you are ready, just drop ‘Yes’ here.
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How far is your saturday going guys?
I'm at the salon, trimmed my beard & hair (on public demand 💀) & some self pampering. 😉
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Baingan ka game baj gaya doston,
in
@bindasbhidu
style! Aajao khaane!😋❤️
End me dekho, pyaaz fodne me mazza aaya 😜🙌🏼
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Aaj Friday hai, aur mera kamina boss bol raha hai ki aaj 10 baje tak rukna padega.
Boss ko ek zor se laafa lagane ka mann kar raha hai guys, laga du kya?
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Hi guys,
I've been unwell since yesterday, so I couldn't post horror stories. Sorry! I'll start posting again from tomorrow onwards. 🙏🏼
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Agar mujhe 10 crore ki lottery lag gayi na…toh me apni khud ki company chalu karke mere manhoos boss ko meri hi company me chaprasi bana dunga! 😤
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*instagram*
*xyz accepted your follow request, now you can see how beautiful & rich they are*
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Have you ever attached with someone too much? 💔
I have attached too much to my ex and things went bad to worse. 😣
Too much attachment is very dangerous, once it happens then your arrogance & self respect is destroyed! 😢
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Dear Girls,
If any of you date me I'll come to your place at 2 AM to ask:
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Cooling your feed, doston ❤️
Utha lo ek ek 🫡
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What’s the weirdest thing you believed as a kid ???
Me: I thought chocolate milk came from brown cows. 😂
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Aaj mera boss bohot khush hai (Kal raat ko bed hila rahega shayad 💀). Hamari team ko Lunch pe le ke ja raha hai abhi. Aaj toh loot hi leta hu isko, sab mehengi mehengi khaane ki cheeze order karne wala hu! 🫡
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What is your 10th grade and 12th grade percentage / CGPA ???
mine:
- 10th grade: 62%
- 12th (commerce): 56%
Also in 12th, I got 35/100 in one subject.
Baal baal bacha hu guys 😭
What is your 10th grade and 12th grade percentage / CGPA ???
mine:
- 10th grade: 81%
- 12th (sci): 73%
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I love 1 AM - 5 AM; the world is so quiet.
If you love the same, hit like.
I’ll create a group for our people 🫶🏻❤️
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Ameer log
Bohot Ameer log
Fir aate hai bina cover & bina screen guard ka phone use karne wale. 🫡
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Guys, jinhone socha tha ki woh bade hokar gareebon ki help karenge, toh woh meri help kar sakte hai.
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Subeh 7 baje uthna hai guys,
Nind nahi aa rahi, kya karun? 😭
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@ceoadityashukla
Bhai apko
‘Tum husn pari,
Tum jaane jahan
Tum sabse haseen
Tum sabse jawan’
Types ladki milegi 💯
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Good evening mere bhaiyon aur unki beheno 🙋🏻♂️
Chai aur bun maska khane aa jao ❤️😋
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Good afternoon doston 🌻
I ordered this mojito just because for the glass, isn’t it elegant ? 😍
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Me on X (Twitter) Me on IG/FB
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Har bar sarcastically jawab dene ki aadat mujhe ek din pitvayegi 😭
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Maharashtrian Boi 🚩
PS- DM for Rishtas 🫶🏻
I haven't seen any handsome rajsthani marwadi baniya, Punjabi, gujarati, maharashtrian boiii...
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Quote with your mirror selfie
(ignore mirror ka haal)
(Also ignore my tshirt 💀)
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Apna dil saaf rakho guys,
Hisaab kamai ka nahi, Karmo ka hoga. 🫡
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