You can now buy subtweets and stickers!!! https://t.co/DA1zzCC8Ba

You just go through it, you don't go through it.

MAYOR MAMDANI YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEATY!!!

If you're excited for universal child care and you know it, clap your hands! 👏🏽

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I PREDICT THAT THIS WEBSITE WILL NO LONGER BE CALLED X IN A COUPLE OF YEARS TWITTER WILL COME BACK

the only jobs left after the singularity: - cat - be a cat - i'm a cat - meowwwwwwwwwwww :3

Can I get uhhhhhhhh

i have taught many valuable lessons to subtweetkitten over the years, but probably the most valuable is how to get free stuff from brands online

Taco Bell saved me

.@ELONMUSK LEAVE ME ALONE AND GO TO BED

WHO DARE DISTURB MY SLUMBER

“And Jesus wept” wow nobody told me Jesus was a fucking crybaby. Big fucking crybaby

I'm in your house, BROOM BROOM

Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone and those btches never know

It's snowing, and there's a cat fight happening outside our window. I told Subtweet Kitten that we are so lucky to be indoors.

This is the most fucking Relentlessly depressing Timeline, honestly... A Planet being Ruled by the Worst Human Beings ever to draw breath, & they're going to Bring about the End of times.

I had a good day once in 2003

I'M NOT A PREACHER BUT I WILL PREACH ABOUT HOW GOOD IT IS TO GO TO BED

sometimes you have to go to bed

Succession but everyone wants some of Logan's M&Ms