Stu Murphy
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I hope this receptionist on #TheApprenticeuk isn’t paid by the hour because she’s been working on that pie chart for two weeks now @BBC
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I’m disappointed that @F1 have scheduled the race at the same time as the @afcbournemouth game. Tens of millions, if not hundreds of millions of Bournemouth fans worldwide will now have a conflict. Would it not make sense to clash it with a less popular team?
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Hi @NetflixUK. Just finished watching ‘Fool Me Once’ - great show - but I can’t stop wondering whether the man who was ditched in the middle of nowhere on his helicopter lesson ever made his dentist appointment?
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When you see a police car with blue lights on going in one direction, but then also another with blue lights on going in the other direction, would it not makes sense for them to have been going to each others job?
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In another 100 years time this won’t even be news, when all the evri parcels finally turn up
bbc.co.uk
A letter sent from Bath in February 1916 arrives in south London more than a century late.
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@StarbucksUK amazing you have had free coffees today for nhs workers, SO disappointed both branches around Tottenham Court Road aka near a huge hospital were closed early so night shift workers couldn’t get one :-(
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Note to all shops, train companies, bus companies, offices etc - just because it’s nearly November, please don’t turn the heaters on until it’s actually cold. People like me have been waiting for 7/8 months to actually feel cool - please don’t ruin it!
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To the dickhead mozzie that’s hiding in my room and bites me every night… I will find you, and I will kill you
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Great opening game of #thehundred but what on earth were those graphics? Like playing a video game from the 80’s
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Anyone that’s posting photos of the gym today needs to have a think about what’s important in life
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Would be pretty annoying if young people have had to stay inside to mainly protect older people and then older people get the vaccine first and then allowed to go on holiday before younger people #VaccinePassports
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Do you ever feel guilty about using a different supermarkets bag when you go to the supermarket? I do
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>70,000 deaths and all we care about is whether Boris is fit enough to cycle 7 miles. Surely there are easier and more damaging routes of attack? @everypoliticaljournalistintheukatthemoment
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The #ariel all in one pod’s child safety mechanism is so child safe that it takes me a few minutes and a great deal of stress to get into the box every time #keepcapsfromkids
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Dear Santa, Please can I have whatever Sherrie has been smoking for Christmas please? Thanks #tippingpoint
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If Claire Balding doesn’t beat Joe Swash or this annoying Sherrie person it will be a travesty #tippingpoint
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