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Stu Murphy

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Stu Murphy
1 year
I hope this receptionist on #TheApprenticeuk isn’t paid by the hour because she’s been working on that pie chart for two weeks now @BBC
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Stu Murphy
2 years
I’m disappointed that @F1 have scheduled the race at the same time as the @afcbournemouth game. Tens of millions, if not hundreds of millions of Bournemouth fans worldwide will now have a conflict. Would it not make sense to clash it with a less popular team?
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Stu Murphy
2 years
Hi @NetflixUK. Just finished watching ‘Fool Me Once’ - great show - but I can’t stop wondering whether the man who was ditched in the middle of nowhere on his helicopter lesson ever made his dentist appointment?
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Stu Murphy
2 years
When you see a police car with blue lights on going in one direction, but then also another with blue lights on going in the other direction, would it not makes sense for them to have been going to each others job?
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Stu Murphy
3 years
In another 100 years time this won’t even be news, when all the evri parcels finally turn up
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A letter sent from Bath in February 1916 arrives in south London more than a century late.
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Kitty Monks
3 years
@StarbucksUK amazing you have had free coffees today for nhs workers, SO disappointed both branches around Tottenham Court Road aka near a huge hospital were closed early so night shift workers couldn’t get one :-(
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Stu Murphy
3 years
Note to all shops, train companies, bus companies, offices etc - just because it’s nearly November, please don’t turn the heaters on until it’s actually cold. People like me have been waiting for 7/8 months to actually feel cool - please don’t ruin it!
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@afcbournemouth
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
4 years
📆 #OnThisDay in 2009... The greatest escape ❤️
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Stu Murphy
4 years
To the dickhead mozzie that’s hiding in my room and bites me every night… I will find you, and I will kill you
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Stu Murphy
5 years
Great opening game of #thehundred but what on earth were those graphics? Like playing a video game from the 80’s
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Stu Murphy
5 years
Anyone that’s posting photos of the gym today needs to have a think about what’s important in life
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Stu Murphy
5 years
Would be pretty annoying if young people have had to stay inside to mainly protect older people and then older people get the vaccine first and then allowed to go on holiday before younger people #VaccinePassports
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Stu Murphy
5 years
Do you ever feel guilty about using a different supermarkets bag when you go to the supermarket? I do
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Stu Murphy
5 years
>70,000 deaths and all we care about is whether Boris is fit enough to cycle 7 miles. Surely there are easier and more damaging routes of attack? @everypoliticaljournalistintheukatthemoment
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Stu Murphy
5 years
The #ariel all in one pod’s child safety mechanism is so child safe that it takes me a few minutes and a great deal of stress to get into the box every time #keepcapsfromkids
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Stu Murphy
5 years
Dear Santa, Please can I have whatever Sherrie has been smoking for Christmas please? Thanks #tippingpoint
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Stu Murphy
5 years
If Claire Balding doesn’t beat Joe Swash or this annoying Sherrie person it will be a travesty #tippingpoint
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Stu Murphy
5 years
Wipe that smirk off your face Jono #masterchef
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Stu Murphy
5 years
Bake off is a joke #justiceforhermine
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Stu Murphy
5 years
Can we steal her and take her as our own please?
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