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Stuart Moncrieff

@StuartMoncrieff

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Web performance expert and geek all-rounder. Enjoys making websites scream in pain. Founder of @myloadtest.

Melbourne, Australia
Joined May 2010
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Scott Moore
4 years
We just released an ADDITIONAL previously unannounced session for #PAC2021! @StuartMoncrieff of @myloadtest presents on "PERFORMANCE TESTING THE MODERN WEB". Watch it on-demand, RIGHT NOW! Start your #TricentisPAC experience early. https://t.co/3Gwad871EV @Tricentis
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Stuart Moncrieff
4 years
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Stuart Moncrieff
5 years
Great tech talk from @ps_jay at tonight’s @infracoders meetup. Keeping software dependencies up to date with Renovate Bot at @reecetech. https://t.co/Gs4fCzIBNT
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Stuart Moncrieff
5 years
I have binge-listened almost all of the On The Metal podcast episodes. Does anyone have a #podcast recommendation for someone who loves technology, but is not excited by product reviews or hot-takes on the latest tech news?
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Stuart Moncrieff
5 years
My new favourite podcast: On The Metal with @bcantrill and @jessfraz. For the kind of people who enjoy nerding-out over open-source firmware and old stories of low-level performance optimizations.
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Stuart Moncrieff
5 years
*taps mic* Is this thing still on?
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Stuart Moncrieff
8 years
Development on PhantomJS has stopped and the project has been archived. If you haven’t switched over to Headless Chrome, now is the time.
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Due to the lack of active contribution, I am going to archive this project soon. At some point in the future, if we pick up the development again (such as #15341, #15342, #15343), the project will ...
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Stuart Moncrieff
8 years
Join me at the next @VivitWorldwide SIG Talk to hear my thoughts on "moving your script development practices into the late 20th century" (sarcasm was turned all the way up to 11 when I wrote my abstract). Register now, and watch it online later.
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Stuart Moncrieff
8 years
I will be presenting at the next @VivitWorldwide SIG Talk on Tuesday 9th at 12pm ET. Join me, Todd DeCapua, Petar Puskarich, Jonathon Wright to hear about proven practices in #quality and #testing. If you register, you can watch it online later.
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Stuart Moncrieff
8 years
I gatecrashed the #CoderDojo Kids workshop at #BuzzConf so I could experiment with a Makey Makey. Play the bongo drum by touching the banana (low note) or the clump of grass (high note). #CarltonDojo
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Stuart Moncrieff
8 years
This weekend I am at #BuzzConf to geek out about emerging technologies. It’s great to be surrounded by people who are as excited about tech as I am.
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Stuart Moncrieff
8 years
I am really excited to be part of the upcoming @Neotys Performance Advisory Council. https://t.co/BlBa8VfeNp #NeotysPAC
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Stuart Moncrieff
10 years
The SiteScope account has created 830MB of bash history on the monitored server. I guess it has been running for a while.
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Stuart Moncrieff
10 years
I think it is time for ITIL to die. Why I Hate ITIL So Much by Greg Ferro. http://t.co/gR7i63vHcx
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Ilya Grigorik
10 years
good tips on how to read (and what to look for) in a network waterfall: http://t.co/71h7YzAz5M
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Stuart Moncrieff
10 years
From October 13, Australians' phone and Internet records will be available without a warrant, and with no oversight. http://t.co/3vQS2TFG2F
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Stuart Moncrieff
10 years
"The IT user access process used to be pretty bad, but they streamlined it. Now it only takes 5 days to get an account added to a server."
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