So funny

"Whatever you do, don't tweet that we're joining the @Gannett family and your job will be redundant"

New style rule: "laptop computers" sounds dated, now use "magic tome of evil". #betterthanAPstyle

We've relabeled reporters at "Human Bots", the good news there will be no reduction in bot count. #skynet

@WorkRevolt confirmed

this SNL skit perfectly captures the nightmare of new media gone bad

Congratulations to all the 2016 #jschool grads! Sorry about the industry. We kinda let it get away from us.

Big things in the world of #stronc are #ComingSoon, STRONCy-STRONC our #content monetization engine! A native ad blend worthy of Paul Harvey

Just worked out the integration with @Uber & @lyft. Kind of like "Hey Siri" you simply yell "STRONC!" into the app. Try it out! #PostAVideo

We're rebranding the "newspaper" the Newsrrito. The future of print is delivered in burrito form. #Newsrrito

Ask us about our premiums otters. #greatpets #availabilesoon