Kenny T, The StrangleChef
@StranglechefKT
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Chef. Martial arts practitioner. HorrorHead. CatDad. Runner. Wrestling nerd. Artist. Productive stoner. Cooks better than your grandma. Funny guy.
Baltimore, MD
Joined September 2017
Well, everyone has been telling me for months I need to sell some of my work, so check this thread if you’d like to buy some independent art created by a regular ass human. More in thread, DM me if you’re interested 🙏🔪Get em while they last! 4 sold already not pictured.
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Few people ever see a leg kick coming, or know how bad it hurts when it hits. Well done, hope dude didn’t split his jeans with that front kick to the body tho.🥋
He's wearing skinny jeans, church shoes. The vest but no suit. I already knew 😂
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Got his ass 🔥
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I’m also the weirdo that can sleep comfortably with a head full of hallucinogens 😆 I may be on an island here
Kenny, don’t lie. We’ve all been a victim of scromiting, haven’t we all? @libertyleighton @brosephsmith420
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The grocery store was just blasting “You Got the Touch.” Now I’m ready to light our darkest hour and fight a robot.
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Everybody’s biological makeup is different, but I can say, with certainty that I smoke weed every day, and it’s never made me puke. In fact, if my stomach feels queasy, it settles it. And I don’t smoke anything below 28% thc usually.
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Had an idea for a drawing Shang Gillis. His body and Shane’s face and a word bubble that says “your soul is gay!”
Shane Gillis figure I’ve been working on comment a comedian I should do next Vandul loves you
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The videos on this have been wild lol
oh please, oh please, you gotta believe me! I'm not buying views Mr Sponsor !!!
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That bullhorn sure looked threatening huh? Fuck these cowards, and if they come through my state like this, I will neither be complying or dealing with them quietly or respectfully, just a heads up.
ICE didn’t “enforce the law” in Santa Ana, they maimed this kid and took his eye.🤬 Six hours of surgery pulling out glass, plastic, and metal. One shard stopped 7mm from his artery. Left eye: gone forever. And spare me the patriotic excuses, this is commie-Nazi shit. I saw
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Really glad I have a job where I won’t be canned if I call a crooked businessman out for being a child fucker.
Ford has caved to MAGA pressure and suspended TJ Sabula, the auto worker who called Trump a “pedophile protector” to his face today. “I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often — and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity,” Sabula said.
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As every actual cop I’ve ever heard say “hey if you’re not doing anything wrong, you got nothing to hide.” 🤷♂️
"A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department." https://t.co/jG2h1NOaI4
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😂😂😂
I once saw a pile of human feces in an aisle at a Dollar General and when I told an employee she rolled her eyes and said, “who are you, the shit police?”
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I miss my 160gb iPod so fucking bad dude….
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But Joe, don’t you remember how funny Trump is? Wasn’t he just a fuckin hoot? You still suck and you’re short.
Rogan: ICE are villains. And they're masked up, which is also a problem, right? Because if you get arrested by a cop, you, you're allowed to ask the cop, what is your name and badge number. If you get arrested by an ICE agent, you have no such right. They're wearing a mask. They
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Bullshit sketches from today that are proof I grew up in a superior generation
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You forgot August Underground.
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Valentine’s Day IS approaching, boys. Diamonds are forever but a glock 44 looks cooler with a bow on it.
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This sounds like a @dru_montana47 prompt from digital bazooka
rip my granny she got shot by a bazooka
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