as a fnaf fan this was absolute cinema and as someone who has basic respect for film and storytelling ive never seen worse dogshit in my life

.@BarackObama My wife is hitting me in a Arbys bathroom

People will be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their baby

It’s been 37 years since Tyler Joseph spawned in a dirty creek, walked to the nearest house and slithered in through an open window, where Kelly and Chris Joseph started to feed him the next day.

the way that torch looks at clancy here makes me so sick it’s like nothing else in the world matters. like seeing clancy smile makes every cycle he’s been through worth it.

this image will haunt me to my grave

i spent my highschool career,, spit on and shoved to agree,, so i could watch all my hero’s charge me over $400 to see them sing from afar…

you tore me up more than you know destroyed me actually

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Ass eaters when they see a tomato in their sandwich

who else up stuck in a cycle they’ve never been able to break

Turkey is overrated. Just 14 coors lights and a political argument for me thanks.

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I digress bro I really do

sorry for zoning out bro it's just i've been having a bad day for several years

ive got a. pet cheetah. down in my. basement. ive raised him. and bathed him. and named him. jason. statham. ive trained him. to make me. these beats. nowmypetcheetahsquickerinthestudiothanonhisfeet IMMA. GET MINE AND. GET GOIN. IM SHOWIN. MY FACES. IN JUST E. NOUGH PLACES.

once this covid shit is over im gonna start going to the gym, getting a job and getting a girlfriend

@AignerIssues paying 5 kids to say he touched them

reading the stuff i wrote for my essay when i was in a “flow state”

Does anyone know when the term "terror bird" was first invented? Walking with Beasts probably popularized it, but I doubt it originated from there. At the same time, I cannot picture paleontologists in the early 1900s using a nickname like "terror bird".