Bob Storm
@Storm5farms
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Father of three awesome kids. Husband to my best friend. Channel seedsman and small time farmer.
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Last payment on the combine and planter. Bought during the good times and paid for during a stretch of low prices. May not seem like much to guys running 10x my acres, but it’s a big deal to me.
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Hey
@Verizon
, your service out here in rural America sucks since 5G has come on the scene. What exactly am I paying you a monthly fee for anyway? I went from full bars to two at best and tonight I couldn’t tweet anything if not for Wi-Fi.
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Not a really good sign when it starts tasseling at this height. I’m 6’ for a point of reference.
#toolittletoolate
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One down and ready to be hooked on the bean planter, two to go.
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Slobbering some linseed oil on the trailer deck on a Friday night because I live an exciting life. Dad and grandpa poured gallons of the stuff on lumber so the smell reminds me of both of them.
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New use for drones, chasing white tailed rats out of my beans. Nice buck though.
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One of my customers borrowed my trailer to haul his uncle’s car from the farm place to his uncle’s son’s place. He sent me the pic of the car he was hauling. I tried to get him to bring the trailer back to me still loaded.
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I actually hate the work that goes with my OCD but I do like the results when I’m done.
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A little sunset reflection on some freshly buffed and waxed paint.
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The equipment was nestled all snug in their sheds while visions of spring days danced in their heads.
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I’m not sure I could have asked for a better and more timely rain event than this one.
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Darn near makes me want to get me a pet monkey and go trucking.
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Beautiful day for a Sunday afternoon drive except for a very snide comment from a fellow farmer about a seed dealer owning a vette. Sorry Mr grumpy pants, your hunting trips every year cost more than this old bucket of bolts did. End rant.
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Welcome to Indiana where the taxes are lower and the governors don’t end up in prison.
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I couldn’t have asked for a better birthday present than this nice downpour. Thank you Lord!
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47 degrees and a howling wind but I guess it’s time to hitch it up.
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I have no clue who was working on my barn back in 1959 but one thing I do know, the guy bear hugging the cupola has big stones.
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The old girl turned that big milestone and I didn’t even notice. 50 years old and still fulfilling a purpose.
@JohnDeere
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5 days a week, 8 hours a day this light is on and this 130V bulb lasted 10 years. Why doesn’t the new fandangled LED bulbs last even 1/4 the years?
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Called and priced a new set of inner Firestone tires for wild Bill. Cost as much as the tractor did 🤢
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Well. At least one machine is field ready. Can’t say that for anything else.
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If you’ve ever had a grandparent or parent that’s suffered from Alzheimer’s and this commercial doesn’t bring a tear to your eye, you aren’t human.
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Love driving the old beast even if it is just to move it so Ben can mow.
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Goodbye old girl, you have served me well over the last 9 years. Heading back to within a couple miles of where it started it’s life.
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Some may deny that there has been vast improvements in the genetics of crops, but had we had the same hybrids that we did in 88’, this would already have been a crop failure with essentially 0 rain for almost 2 months. Potential is still there but running on borrowed time.
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A few cold ones while deciding that my Keetons need to either go or be replaced.
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Local FD selling. What’s it worth all of you square body enthusiasts?
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I think I need to scare up a set of duals for the old 450. For some reason I like the way it looks with them on.
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Sure hope Santa can scrounge up a fan pulley for me for Christmas because I really don’t want to pay almost $3K for one from Cummins 💰🤮
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Hmmm, looks like an affordable way for me to get back into the fertilizer biz IDK.
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I’m not an orange guy but somebody took nice care of this one.
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Snowmageddon 2024, we shall rebuild. Forecasters were just a wee bit off the mark I’d say.
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As a very small producer, I’ve had to accept that I will be paying higher prices than those larger than myself. What really frosts my backside is when me, as a loyal customer to both my retailer and the aerial service, gets his apps shunted for going on three weeks now.
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No wax required this year. Believe it or not, I do get tired of polishing my old equipment.
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This wins today! 🤣
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Continuing with my annual tradition to let Ben take the final round.
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Since my day started shitty, figured I might as well embrace the suck and go ahead and prepay my inputs too. F them all. Wifey is three shots deep into the apple pucker so we’re in this together 🍻
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At least I have a warm lubrication station because I sure as heck ain’t changing oil outside today.
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Farming like it’s 1973 except with light beer and better lights than holding out candles.
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Rain ain’t coming so just as well water the garden again. Pretty funny that I can predict the weather better than fancy computer models. East winds don’t = rain.
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Far from perfect but good enough for the crappy clods and the old junk I plant with.
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When you want new equipment with new paint but your budget says you better get good at running a buffer.
#smallfarmerproblems
#FPScirca1980throughearly2000s
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One would think that someday I’d put a new coat of paint on my corn head. Not this year or the last 10 for that fact.
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Free storage > free DP. Don’t laugh too much or question their practices, they own more ground than most of us on twitter.
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Haven’t bought a toy since I purchased my Gibson guitar a while before we got married. That streak ended today. Looks like I’ve got another fix up project on my hands.
#cheaphorsepowerismybagbaby
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Take me dow to replant city where the stands are thin cause the rain was cold and shi***, oh won’t you please bring more corn.
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53yo and still starts better after sitting for 4 months than any modern piece I have.
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A little T-bone grilling for mom’s birthday supper thereby retaining my favorite son status. Also, I’m the only son so there’s that.
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45 and can still fit in her wedding dress after lifestyle changes because of diabetes. Still has beer stains on it from our blowout bash.
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From faded to fancy. Making a 4,000 hour tractor look a little nicer.
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Yes, my OCD even applies to the interior of my equipment. Guy who ran my cart one day told me he was afraid to fart in my tractor. If that’s not a point of reference, I don’t know what is.
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Burn it down, all of it.
"In 1945 there were 10 million people employed on farms"
"The department of agriculture had 80,000 employees"
"In 1992 there are 3 million people employed on farms"
"The department of agriculture has 122,000 employees"
Milton Friedman 🚨🚨🚨
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At least I did find one tractor today that I maybe could afford with only ten years worth of payments 🤣
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I love it when the fuel nozzle doesn’t shut off and I get to wash half of the tractor before I can continue with my day 🙄🤬
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Think I’ll blast the Sanford and Son intro when I roll into the elevator looking like this. It would be fitting.
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Young buck is looking at grandpa and wondering why he’s not retired yet.
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Just like a mopar vehicle, mo parts mo parts. At least they’re semi-cheap parts.
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