Lewis Storey
@StoreyLewis
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Put your fucking cameras away and I’ll leather you, you knobhead
Joined March 2013
Correct sir
Male Done a days graft Wants a pint alone I’ve been there Nothing beats it And , to cap it off. Not a phone in his hand. Watching the telly or the world go by.
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Hahahaha fucking Lego head obviously, what the fucks he done compared to the rest he should be the one taking the picture
🚨 Who do you think should stand up, so the GOAT Sir Alex Ferguson can sit down? 🤔
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Damn right he does. Maybe go a little past 04 a bit more maybe to 07/08 but defo the right assessment miles better back then. The players then were proper players the footys, kits, balls boots, the lot even the fucking nets were better 🤣
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And Regis previous seasons form, from February until the end of season isn’t good either mind so strap in marras we are in for a very bumpy ride until end of season. Seems to get stubborn and not come up with a new way to get best out of team.
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Safc fucking shit atm. Deserve praise when we play well both manager and players but last 6 weeks have been shocking. Tactics,selections certain players. Needs sorting asap 11 games to go and only 11 from bottom 3. We aren’t home and dry like some people think we are mind.
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Happy birthday Wayne Rooney
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Seen a lot of comments on this giving him stick. A think he’s just getting wires crossed. If yah going premier league since it was formed then we won’t be top ten but top flight history overall and off league titles then aye top ten, People’s making it a big deal 🤣
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What a stupid red card man a thought Martinez was tapped that keeper is even worse 🤣
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Thought the derby didn’t matter
Oh fuck he's out the derby
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Man’s diving into empty boxes of cans just for the crack. 10 pints a day for 200 days is bound to lead to being a plonky like. The fact he’s never been rough off doing that is a bit of a giveaway
To the surprise of no one Jon May is now a full blown alcoholic. His TikTok lives are so sad blokes a mess.
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Ahhhh there goes newcastles next manager. They were gonna break the bank for him when wor Eddie goes
🚨🏴 BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel signs new deal as England head coach until June 2028. “I am very happy and proud to extend my time with England. It is no secret to anyone that I have loved every minute so far of working with my players and coaches, and I cannot wait to lead them to
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Stinks of Thomas frank next. He’ll probs get sacked off these before end of season anarl though
Nottingham Forest Football Club can confirm that Sean Dyche has been relieved of his duties as head coach. We would like to thank Sean and his staff for their efforts during their time at the Club and we wish them the best of luck for the future. We will be making no further
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Men against boys marras , unbeaten home run was always gonna come to an end. Brobbey is strong doesn’t need to pull there shirts when he’s already in front of his man. That’s why he gets no fouls a lot of the time, not a pen for me👍Frustrating performance much improvement needed
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Been coming. Game over for me, we’ve done nothing to warrant anything from this game.
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Looking forward to Alderete doing 5 keepy ups an around the world and a cruyff turn before passing the ball to ekitike for him to wallop the cunt in the top bins
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Anar one thing after tonight’s game at the sol that pitch will look like the bottom ones at silky ski slope after
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I’ve said 40 points for us minimum all season to stay up now am wondering if it’s enough hahaha, West Ham winning for fun, a generally think someone could go down on 40+ points dear me what is going on in this league, spurs right down there anarl Jesus. Frank to be sacked surely
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