Every time I see Samoa Joe, I greet him with “where the hoes at?” and he always greets me back with “never around you.”
I’m lucky to have a true friendship that goes beyond professional wrestling.
These porn bots are getting out of control. I could tweet “Serpentico superkicked me in my temple” and they’d reply “would you hit it 👀?”
No, bitch. I can’t feel my legs.
Audience is laughing like Urkel shat himself in an episode of Family Matters. Y’all disgust me.
Joe’s ankle buckled and he needed to move aside for safety. Dassit.
Eddie Kingston has the voice of a Waffle House line cook who has laryngitis from using the wrong settings on a Juul he stole from Aldi. He’s unstable and 100% a danger to others.
That was a compliment btw.
Before Twitter becomes completely unusable, I can finally admit I’ve been wearing Samoa Joe’s old ROH TV Title around Harlem for weeks now. It gives me the confidence boost I need.
Goodnight!