Stimpee
@StimpeeYT
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It's not easy being a Rust admin...sometimes you have to keep an eye on someone for hours, inside their own base, even though they haven't received any reports. Hard but honest work.
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I'm currently addicted to DayZ. I've betrayed at least 50 people these last few weeks. I can't get any sleep unless I've stabbed someone in the back. If I'm not skinning someone I was running with for over an hour, I feel completely lost. Playing anything else is a waste of time.
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Everyone always talks about the recoil, graphics or progression in Rust being better years ago...I just miss the insults.
Every time I get a unique insult I'm adding it to these tweets. My hope is that in years time we'll have a really nice collection.
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Turns out there is a cyclone heading straight for me. If you don't hear from me over the next few days, it's because I've been sucked in, spat out, and left soaking wet...and that's all before the cyclone even gets here.
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If this year has taught me anything, it's that getting older sucks...now that I'm 30, I can hardly bounce on dick without my hips aching or my knees giving out. Enjoy your youth and doing the things you love while you can.
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Doing a Christmas giveaway! Rules are simple: Like this post and reply with a short video of you using Reshade on Rust with a quick explanation of how it helps you in game. That's it, good luck everyone!
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A while back I was offered a sponsorship from a company that wanted to create a "Stimpee themed" mod for the product they were selling. I thought it sounded pretty cool...then they sent me the art for the mod. They had the balls to literally give me down syndrome and pink eye.
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I only have 1 month left of my twenties so I plan on sucking as much dick as humanly possible before I'm expected to get married and have kids.
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There is no way it took almost 5 years to get A CAN OF BEANS
As we approach the 4 year anniversary of DayZ tricking me into giving them my full name and address and then ghosting me. I would just like to say that this is the sole reason I have betrayed every single person in that game since.
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Killed this guy in Renown and Blake said "his cock and balls looks like a cannon". Cant include it in the video but I needed others to see just how accurate that statement is.
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I just realised I still haven't received anything after they asked me for more of my details 5 months ago. There's no way they got me twice with this shit.
As we approach the 4 year anniversary of DayZ tricking me into giving them my full name and address and then ghosting me. I would just like to say that this is the sole reason I have betrayed every single person in that game since.
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Haven't played Escape from Tarkov in a couple of years. Any new updates or content coming? I Feel like it's one of the only games the devs haven't completely fucked up haha.
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People keep telling me they're going to shove my figurine up their ass, so here's your chance to do it for free. Retweet + like this post and 3 lucky winners will be picked when it launches May 3rd.
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Australian trash-talking is unparalleled (and also a little concerning).
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