new album out today https://t.co/d2jDw1JUWI

we may not make music like Miley Cyrus but it's still probably pretty good

watch this fucking shite https://t.co/XNe4RtOu1v

we have nrw album coming out next week (year)

watch this whilst raging your friday night chores https://t.co/32d8IKsgho

yoo touring musician gotta be one of the most fire sub-minimum wage jobs out there

watch this youf uck https://t.co/PFzq5p409M

honored to be headlining the upcoming Fugazi reunion tour. we will not fuck up this opportunity like we did when we opened for Slipknot and accidentally revealed all their names

our new album is a tiktok-exclusive collection of 8 second drops

little known fact: flava flav's birth name is Flavor Flavor

however much philip glass you've listened to in your life...it simply aint enough

new song and vid out today by will duncan starring william banks https://t.co/SEdsuUdHnZ

i hope i turn out to be a huge loser so i can use the phrase "if you waste your life dicking around, don't be surprised when you realize you're fucked"

we sent our new album to Robert Christgau. here's what he had to say: "It is a jingling work of a very original character, embracing various strains of a retentive character which set the foot in spontaneous action and leave an indelible imprint on the tympanum" thanks RC!

please seriously for the love of god someone cancel the simpsons. ill pay everyone who works on the show for a full year's worth of work.

i will pay someone $100 if they can get the simpsons canceled in the next year. $150 if you can stop another episode from coming out. fuck

born sex offender yesterday

I highly recommend this stice live album it totally slams

the only way to stop a bad guy with a boner is with a good guy with a boner

how beautiful is it that nobody in this world has to listen to post punk?