Dear Celtic, I miss Angeball. Thanks.

Day 218. People are still giving hot takes on the Cracker Barrel logo.

Long shot, but does anyone know of any companies that replace belt buckles?

I thought Dave Bautista was showing off a new look for a second.

So you’re like that without drugs?

C’mon now. Don’t let me down. Again.

Why is every tagline “redefining” something?

Looking through The Art of the Deal to find the part that talks about folding like a cheap deckchair.

Just back from seeing Sinners. What a cracker.

Christ. Everyone is an economic expert all of a sudden.

Does he think that other countries won’t also introduce or raise existing tariffs?

Looks like I’ll be buying Canadian from now on. Might start drinking tequila too.

@ProjectLincoln

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Any American who watched that circus in the Oval Office and feels proud, needs to take a long hard look at themselves. Basic respect is out the window and this bullshit tough guy act is all that’s left.

I’m not sure when people will learn that when Trump does something especially ridiculous (even for him) like the Gaza video, he’s distracting you from another, more insidious thing elsewhere. Like stripping Medicaid and then paving the way for massive billionaire tax cuts.

Oddly, US inflation rising to its highest level since June last year doesn’t seem to be highlighted in the news fed to me by this platform. Musk be an oversight.

Idah and offside go together like salt and vinegar.

So, the Panama Canal, Greenland, Canada, the Gaza Strip… anywhere else America thinks it should own? Just so we’ve all got time to get our stuff packed up before they come to take their ‘rightful’ places back. I like America as a place but their arrogance is off the scale.

Twitter really is just a propaganda platform for Trump and Musk now isn’t it? It’s not even attempting to be subtle.