I keep falling for the trap of going over for a cuddle and movie sesh but ending up getting milked instead. I’m just a dick milk factory to some of yall huh

Mine woulda came out clear no shade

They’re literally all foreigners.

Okay now that everybody has fucked everybody, what do we think?

I’m genuinely seriously and honestly tired of dealing w men 🫩 if it’s not one dumb thing it’s another

JD Vance lactates out of his nipples (allegedly) You heard it here first

Trump FaceTiming Mamdani after today’s meeting

America’s such a diverse and multicultural place that even our white nationalists are brown.

Can someone do the blastois challenge but with mewtwos torso and legs? I wanna see something

If Pete Buttigieg ran on a platform of traditional gender roles for tops and bottoms I think he’d win by a landslide

I was at the right place at the right time then everything kinda fell into place

I would absolutely sit through a friend doing this to get us free food and drinks bc all of that looks good af 🥵

That one dude is gonna be so pissed

Feeling sad and depressed today 🥹 Tmr will be better I suppose xoxo

Pillsbury Dough crescents

Why’d I open the Bible and the first thing I see is “monitoring spirits are real” 😳🙊

my paypig sent me an early Christmas bonus. what has your paypig done for you today?

Omw to the milking station y’all, brb

"Or should I ask Satan." Is very important when praying.

what I really need is a good cuddle sesh 🥹👉👈