Got so floored last night that I missed my 7AM flight. Taxi company, my boss, my friends, myself, my ex, and my host are all pissed off by my actions. Hell of a night by the kid
#StayHot
Got the call of a lifetime last night: looks like I’m heading to the Masters for the first time ever. What do I need to do in Augusta? What should I avoid?
Off to Charleston for my first business trip in 2 years, hear back about a promotion on Friday, and we getting my boy hitched Saturday afternoon. Let’s go have a weekend folks
I work in an office with 11 people. I am one of 2 who did not attend clemson. Uga burners- although I am not a student or an alumni, rest assured that I’m barking at everyone today for you
I have come into possession of RARE and LIMITED EDITION Cornell day Coors Lights. Asking price is 1 ticket to the show. I will bring this 15 with me for us to consume in the parking lot.
They cut away from March madness to Kate Middleton discussing a cancer diagnosis? WE DONT CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING UK ROYALS IM TRYNA WATCH 18 YEAR OLDS MISS FREE THROWS
4 pounds of wings hitting the smoker. College week 0. Braves cards. Cup series race under the lights at Daytona. Panic streaming from wine country. Let’s ride y’all
Went into teeter for chicken parm materials, and I stumbled upon this 8 buck porterhouse. Worked great for some quick tacos. Time to butterfly some chicken breasts. What’re you listening to tonight?
You lames dick ride the fuck out of a band called the stews whilst the regulars hailing from Athens Georgia are putting out the best modern southern rock known to gods great creation. Wake the fuck up and respect greatness before these funk rock soulful southern garb hits you in-
I got to celebrate an avs stanley cup win mid panic red rocks. The fireworks in the horizon, the barstool jam, the happiness… thank you everyone, and LETS GO AVS
Taking a date out for drinks later today then traveling 45 minutes to see a band in a college dive bar. The more things change the more they stay the same.
Who would want to attend my Greenville DIY music festival,,,, imagine southern rock meets Ken Kesey but in the backyard of a nice home with multiple bathrooms
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Peter Shapiro and George soros are behind a phish festival in Biden’s home state during his re-election campaign. I haven’t connected all the dots yet but I will
Off to Charleston for my first business trip in 2 years, hear back about a promotion on Friday, and we getting my boy hitched Saturday afternoon. Let’s go have a weekend folks
The first snowfall of 2023 on the Hill didn’t disappoint! Enjoy some of these wintry scenes captured around campus on this chilly February day.
#HampdenSydneyCollege
#Winter
A. Need backstory badly
B. Homie in green absolutely eats that slap like a champ 30 seconds in
C. The jump over the counter is ridiculously impressive
D. WWE-esque use of available items as weapons
What a world
Procured my biscuits tix last night. Homie and u ripping jt right after work- first biscuits for both of us. If you see a lost dude in a widespread panic t shirt come say hey
Dear bozo’s attending Fox tonight,
The theater stinks. It’s very expensive for beer, and the lines are always super long. You’d be better off selling your extras to my boy CC. Trust me.
Fraternally,
-Stunter
This photo taken in Park City on 03/14/97, marks the date when Michael Houser took a seat for good. The prior 3 opening shows of Spring Tour in Vail, would be Mikey's "last stand".
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