This is after they were unresponsive to our calls.

FYI don't rent from @DollarCars or @Hertz they will abandon you on the side of the road and then send you a 20k bill and expect you to pay in full lump sum.

Haley is the best spouse in Stardew Valley, and I'm tired of people pretending she's not.

Dang, ghosted by @mrBobbyBones 🥲

Flight to Nashville was cancelled, so we rented a car to drive all night. Hit a deer @ midnight in the middle of Arkansas. Spent the night in a sketchy motel, hitched a ride for 5 hours and finally made it to see @mrBobbyBones. And it ngl I laughed pretty hard.

There's no such thing as a bad profession, unless you work for the TSA.

Why have I never heard anyone talk about Turkey Eggs?

I miss the Travis Scott burger

All politics aside, Gina Carano was the worst part of The Mandalorian

Lol at America

You're telling me the same brain that was coding myspace layouts cant do basic speling.

Its extremely disappointing to see the people who helped raise me to love and treat people with respect, spewing hateful rhetoric and doing the exact opposite of what they taught me.

Covid or not, don't stand close to me

Fun Fact of the day: A cat and a racoon can be friends, but they can also be enemies.

Its been almost 2 years since I asked @NeilArter to join my Minecraft server. Still no reply 🥺

I'd like to take a moment to thank Travis Scott for sacrificing his body to make the Travis Scott burger. RIP you delicious LEGEND.🙏

One of the best things about being a dude is that I don't get messages from guys I went to highschool with asking me to sell beauty products in the pyramid scheme.

TV cops: I told you not to work on the case! You could've hurt someone. Hand in you gun and badge. IRL cops: Our internal investigation discovered that the officer who killed an unarmed civilian was just performing his duties and did nothing wrong.