The choice is tough: ditch sunglasses forever, or rock them during intimacy? Some say it's an easy call—shades on, always. Apparently, it's a "cool thing to do." #WouldYouRather #Sunglasses

Matt Newland's sentences that have never been said before!.Lego Batman *should've* won an Oscar if raw sex appeal was the only metric? The bar is low, but who's arguing? And does Adrien Brody just win everything now? Seen this take before? #LegoBatman #Oscars

Piercings: where do you put 'em when you’re short on real estate? For some, the options get… interesting. A surprising history lesson drops on a now-debunked signal. #piercing #awkward #piercing #awkward

Is it better to make out every morning for 5 minutes or "bang a guy once a year?" The choice hinges on passion vs. practicality. and avoiding chapped lips. Priorities, people. 😅 #NSFWComedy #DatingLife

The perks of being short? A longer life, always looking great in photos, and a smaller torso makes your penis look bigger. Google it, there is no correlation between height and dick size. #shortpeople #comedy

At the ski resort, it's easy to spot the "trophy wives"—usually with a massive ring they still try to cram into their ski gloves. Priorities? #SkiLife #TrophyWife #SkiLife #TrophyWife #steamboatsprings

Comedians and calendars? Why not! It’s time for a sexy comedy calendar! “How do you feel about full frontal nudity?” Seen this happen? #ComedyCalendar #Comedy

Sci-fi movies love see-through computers, but are they actually useful? Turns out, they're a cinematographer's dream—actors in focus AND the screen is visible. Who knew film tricks could be this transparent? #FilmFacts #FilmMaking #BehindTheScenes

Who'd win a Super Bowl? It's Lamar. But who's in Cabo "slinging" and "flubbin"? That's all Lamar, too. One choice is clear when the question flips to, "Who would you let near your girl?" #NFL #LamarJackson

Does money buy love, or just a mirage? Some say Mackenzie Scott showed Bezos what real impact looks like after the split. "Use your money." #philanthropy

Matt Newland's navigating young love is tricky when the only protection available is "a loaded handgun." Ever feel like the timing of certain gifts was just. off? #Comedy #Relatable

From "hating pickles" to eating five a day? Sometimes cravings hit hard and make you question everything. Anyone else experience a sudden, bizarre food obsession? #cravings #foodobsession

Don't waste perfectly good mushrooms on a screen! If you're gonna trip, skip the movie and go stare at some trees. They'll breathe at you, apparently. #IYKYK #Psychedelics

Is it possible to taste "gentle parenting"? Apparently, yes. Some find a complete lack of bitterness, just smooth, buttery undertones. Ever tasted that? #CoffeeLover #GentleParenting

Plot twist: Friends floated the idea of the “old-fashioned way” for baby-making. The question? Whether *it* would fit in the turkey baster. #Unexpected #Friends

When you have to follow a comedian that crushed:.#MattNewland #Comedy #Funny #StandUpComedy #Comedian #Humor #Laughs #ViralComedy #ComedyShow #FunnyMoments

Seeing celebrities at Bezos' wedding? Some feel, "these people don't like you." But weddings, though? Who doesn't love *that* kind of party? #WeddingVibes #Weddings

Matt Newland's High School memories.#ShowerStory #HighSchoolHumor #Comedy #Relatable #FunnyStories #MasturbationStory #LockerRoomTales #ComedyShow #BodyHumor #StandUpComedy

Ever feel like death? Turns out a shot of O2 can cure a hangover faster than "sucking down Gatorade and more alcohol." Who knew? #HangoverCure #EMS

First Concert: Alan Jackson or Weird Al? 🤔🎤.#ConcertMemories #FirstConcert #AlanJackson #WeirdAl #LiveMusic #DetroitConcerts #MusicHistory #ConcertTales #MusicJourney #Nostalgia