Saxonwold Shebeen
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One of Saxonwold's hidden secrets! Cadres, Comrades and Cabinet members welcome. Bring your own suitcase and designer handbag.
Saxonwold/Nkandla/Dubai
Joined November 2016
It doesn’t matter who is in government, we are always in business.
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Our President is going through the most. Join us this weekend at the Saxonwold Shebeen for the G20 shot. You’ll order 20 shots but only 15 will arrive.
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Ramaphosa needs to appoint a Commission of Inquiry into the Springboks.
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You’ve come to the right place!
Is it legal to open a spaza shop in Saxonwold? 🤧 I'm R34.5m in debt, suddenly and I gotta make it back.
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We aren’t going ANYWHERE.
BREAKING: The #Gupta compound which includes all three properties, 3,5 & 7 Saxonwold have been sold to one buyer for R34.5 million INCLUDING the furniture. The buyer also bought 7ASaxonwold Drive for R6.5m At this stage we don’t know who the buyer is because of POPIA. #eNCA
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The look Johan Rupert gives us when we run out of brandy and coke.
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What do you mean the ANC government has to take accountability?
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We had quite a jol for New Years. The former First Daughter and Floyd bought a round of tequila and then left the bill with Dali who refused to pay. It was an EFFup. We’ve recently decided to expand the and enjoyed welcoming our new comrades who have crossed the floor.
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IN THE SOWETAN TOMORROW: Former SOE chiefs Molefe and Gama, linked to the Guptas, ascend to lawmaking with cloud of corruption charges above their heads.
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Carl Niehaus just ran into the bar and shouted: “my blood is always red” at Shivambu and then ran out. No shit, Carl.
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When you tell Pieter Groenewald you only have Pepsi when he orders a brandy and coke.
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We look forward to welcoming Brian Molefe and Pappa Penny as regular members in very good excellent and most wonderful standing. We have created a statue for our founder in chief, Brian Molefe, out of toilet paper rolls and old VBS debit cards.
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We are looking forward to opening up our new pub in Cape Town. It will be based in the MK Party caucus room.
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We welcome Comrade Floyd Shivambu to the Saxonwold Shebeen! May his card never decline and his firepool forever be full!
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Well done Tatjana Smith! We knew your training in the Fire Pool would lead to success.
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Which South African politician would you want to be your teacher and what subject would they teach?
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