I feel this probably the only photo to exist that makes my beard look blonde?

protecting kids, not the English language

We? Didn’t Muggins move to Dubai?

On the final ep. It’s so sad this is where stranger things ended up.

It's so obvious it was meant to be one single stand alone series. Narrative from S2 has been all over the place.

#StrangerThings5 is pretty much a hot mess. I’m on ep 7, and I have no idea what the heck is happening, what world I’m in, or how they’re going to tie this all together.

Dad bod?

Wait no. Second sluttiest thing in public.

Using the new hip thrusting machine at the gym is the single handedly the sluttiest thing I’ve done in public.

Sent two videos of my feet to a guy and got brand new trainers.

Hey

I found out tonight it’s ignoramus not ignoranus.

Me arriving in Stansted after flying @Ryanair and surviving the landing.

Debut album dropping soon

The plan is to fill the sleeves

Going to set up a gofundme so I can attend Manc pride. Donate generously. Xoxo

Have you seen nipples smaller than mine?

He’s 35 today

I turn and ask what film we’re watching tonight. What’s your response?

Which is your favourite?

Doing some glazing. Hbu.