Patrick
@StBoujee
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Because “St.Patrick” was taken 🙄 #GOBEAVS
Portland, OR
Joined July 2019
Me: New year, new me Boss: This is your performance review for 2025 Me: I’m sorry but I’m a new person now Boss: Just acknowledge it Me: No
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Life hack: No one can beat you if you’re delusional. Stay unmedicated.
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No one can have all four 1. Be over 30 2. Go to the gym 5 days a week 3. Have a social life 4. Eat 90% home cooked meals
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I find it hilarious that no one knows me as well as my wife and she STILL put me as her emergency contact.
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Being over 30 is cool because now you can feel hungover just by staying up until 12am and not drinking anything
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Getting older on the west coast means that I get to celebrate new years at 9pm and be in bed by 9:01pm
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Christmas isn’t about gifts. It’s about getting drunk and arguing about who’s right with family.
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There’s nothing scarier than actually feeling like an adult instead of a kid in a fully grown body.
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News: US to start reducing domestic flights due to government shutdown Me:
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Everyone should go through and exercise of creating their own personal financial statements. Statement of Income & Expenses Statement of Net Worth Doing so will have start looking at your life a little differently. An unexpected mindset shift will happen.
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When you’re on a 5 step program but the therapist you’re seeing is one you made up in your head
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Me on 8 Tylenol watching a train pass by
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