Sussan Ley on fee-free TAFE "if you don't pay for something, you don't value it . we value the role that industry-led training plays". Fυck off Ley - you used taxpayer money to attend events with Sarina Russo, whose companies won massive training contracts under the Abbott govt!

Jim Chalmers says if the LNP want to use one quote from Keating "you should hear what Paul Keating thinks about you lot". He shreds Temu Morrison (O'Brien) for continuing to fight for people with more than $3m in super when their policy was to lift taxes for every taxpayer. #qt

Dan Tehan brings the clown show to question time again - the LNP don't have a climate policy and now they don't even know what year it is 🤦. Dopey Dan's microphone is cut off and the Speaker tells him to stop wasting everyone's time. #qt

After being told he is part of a LNP clown show on climate change, Dan Tehan is so dopey that he proves the point and is booted by the Speaker. #qt

"2 LNP Senators voted for it, 2 voted against it and 22 were outside playing Candy Crush . they cancelled each other out - it was net zero impact". Chris Bowen says the LNP still waste time on net zero after opposing rebates for home batteries (which are in huge demand). #qt

The LNP opposed free TAFE and now they don't want to support a 20% cut to HECS🙄. Jason Clare "He said there is no such thing as a free lunch. You've heard that before? That was actually your policy!!". #auspol #qt

Chris Bowen calls out the LNP for wanting to scrap net zero after comments from Sussan Ley in 2021 supporting it. "Appointing Senator Canavan to review net zero is a bit like putting Coldplay in charge of Kiss Cam - it doesn't necessarily lead to a happy marriage". #auspol #qt

After a long awaited Milton Dick booting, Jim Chalmers finds it strange that the shouting LNP are so desperate to keep tax cuts for those with superannuation over $3m but can't even agree on net zero. #auspol #qt

Tim Wilson pretends to be confused but there are receipts. "it's not my choice that women have children . it's genetic"🤦. The Liberals continue to struggle through question time, and are reminded they didn't support paid parental leave (as well as work from home). #auspol #qt

RT @SquizzSTK: ABC "what do you think is wrong with the comparison (between Australia and Mars)"🙄.Jim Chalmers "I can't focus on mad stuff….

When asked if the LNP could keep their Parliament resources Albanese says he'll show them respect - something he was not shown by Morrison. He calls out the Murdoch media previously having a meltdown about crossbenchers (including Teals), as they deserve respect too.

Jim Chalmers laughs when asked about a new shadow Treasurer if Angus Taylor becomes leader of the Liberals. "I can't imagine they would be any worse than the current shadow Treasurer"

"net zero just does not work . and we've got China breathing down our neck". Barnaby Joyce continues the scare campaign - no wonder the Liberals had him in witness protection.

Bridget McKenzie blames Labor for the nuclear policy failing🤦. "what worked is Labor's weaponisation of the $600m price tag". Gets confused between millions and billions but wants to build nuclear reactors. No thanks.

"we know that we weren't re-elected because we had solved every challenge . we appreciate the faith that people have shown in us, and we will repay that faith". Jim Chalmers reads the room perfectly as usual. #ausvotes2025

When asked what the LNP did wrong Jane Hume complains that "you are already reading the entrails before the chicken is gutted". Bill Shorten "the chicken ain't squawking". (Shorten had enough of listening to Hume's rubbish and calls out the LNP's nuclear brainfart). #ausvotes2025

Bridget McKenzie blames Labor for the LNP's policy to scrap working from home, but gets ridiculed by ch9. Katy Gallagher says the LNP need to own their bad ideas from Trump. #ausvotes2025

Dutton said people should respect each other but then dismisses a reporter and walks off when he didn't like the question. He squeaks like a rat. Pathetic. (I did not add that noise😂)

"Am I ever gonna see your face again" . Albanese says it's obvious who he's dedicating his election song choice to. Enjoy the song Boofhead!!

Dutton prays for a 2019 miracle after his plan to copy Trump backfired. Hopefully voters give you the 2022 treatment of Morrison. You've earned it Boofhead.

Albanese says Australians deserve better than nonsense from the LNP after 3 years of no policies - followed by Dutton threatening to increase taxes to pay for nuclear reactors in 15 years instead of supporting a transition to renewables.