Springfield Shopper
@SpringfieldSho6
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Over the years the Shopper merged with the Springfield Times, Post, Globe, Herald, Jewish News and Hot Sex Weekly to become Springfield’s number one newspaper.
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Joined February 2021
Should we relaunch the Springfield Herald or Hot Sex Weekly?
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BURNS PLANS SUNSHINE HALT Special section: Your guide to perpetual darkness
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TODAY WE REMEMBER MARTIN LUTHER KING - Tomorrow we don’t
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BIG FAT MAN HAS BIG FAT HEART - Little thin man accused in robbery
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QUEEN TO MAYOR: YOU’RE NEXT - Nerds pummelled in football melee
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SIMPSONS SCAM SPRINGFIELD - Angry mob mulls options
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LOCAL MAN LOSES PANTS, LIFE - Beaver rescue falls short
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SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE - Says ‘crazy promises’ the key
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