Sporty R. McKenzie
@SportyRMcKenzie
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Mr. X's & O's. 1994 All-NEPSAC hoops. Most Elite Sports Fan: ‘16, ‘17, ‘18, ‘19, ‘20, ‘21, ‘22. *NOT AFFILIATED W/ @kirkmin OR @barstoolsports* Parody?
Joined July 2016
Boy did this story change after the first 6 words.
Myles Garrett Beats Girlfriend Chloe Kim In Cute Race | Click to read more 👇
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You’re allowed to just say, “What a match.”.
To quote another GOAT, @llcoolj, "Don't call it a comeback." Okay, go ahead & call it a comeback! #Alcaraz! #RolandGarros2025.
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Biting my tongue because I made a promi— fuck it, are we SURE he’s from there?.
The first American pope was born and raised in Chicago. Congratulations to Pope Leo XIV.
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I asked ChatGPT to tell me something I couldn’t give to fucks about and it showed me this tweet.
Walk-out songs that each draft prospect in Green Bay chose to hear tonight.
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I’m old enough to remember when the Danny Ainge Revenge Game was the gold standard.
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Me when the Sportress is already over it but I’m not quite there yet.
Getting closer:.
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It’s about fucking time someone put these hard-working underdogs in their place!.
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RT @inthistown1: Legitimately the weirdest (and least coherent) thing you’ll ever hear on sports radio.
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…That’s right kids, and guess who is portraying that man who stabbed Johnny Most in the back and hosted a very popular AM sports radio show in Boston? None other than Mr. Nipplez!.
So Menners is going to play Kirk Minihane ?? Is he going to do it with an American accent ? Sounds like a colossal waste of internet bandwidth.
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Oh but when I give a shoutout to sex workers does anyone applaud me!?.
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If you have two counts you really have no counts.
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I’m just saying the meme potential is off the charts.
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I beg your pardon?.
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Three-team deal that includes Utah.
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This can’t be. I’ve seen him sing opera.
Ravens kicker Justin Tucker is accused of inappropriate sexual behavior by six massage therapists in the Baltimore area, according to an investigation by @BaltimoreBanner. Tucker called the allegations "unequivocally false.". Full story:.
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Nailed it!.
At first glance, I like both road teams next week. Give me a Bills-Commanders Super Bowl. We'll party like it's 1991.
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Just wait til April when I leak all of the draft picks before everyone else and there’s nothing any of you can do about it.
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Thank you Glenn but you’re implying a recent spell of success when in reality I’ve always been right. That would be like someone concluding that it must be cold outside because your nipples are hard, when in actuality your nipples are always hard.
Sporty McKenzie is on a roll. .
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We should just go back to the mystical crowning of champions where the AP Wizards of Oz decided who was most deserving team at the end of bowl season. This tournament-style method of having the best teams battle it out on the field is for dummies.
Sporty! Yea I liked college football better when a home loss (as a huge favorite) to your biggest rival ruined your entire season.
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