Craig Cringle 💚
@Spooge_Bob
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Definitely not jolly & a bit too skinny Husband, Dad, Grandpa. Fluent in sarcasm. Tactical use of profanity. #MS #GenX #CannabisIsMedicine #GrowYourOwn
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Joined February 2017
Maybe I'm a patient man, or maybe I turned procrastination into a lifestyle. Let's wait and see...
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My activity tracker built into my watch needs a "chronic illness" update. When washing dishes it detects activity and prompts "Are you jogging?" Folding clothes, "Are you walking?" Bitch, I'm barely moving
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Things I'd rather watch than the state of the union, actual burning garbage
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Things I'd rather watch than the state of the union, mold growing on a tuna fish sandwich
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Things I'd rather watch than the state of the union, Maple syrup slowly weep from a tree
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Things I'd rather watch than the state of the union, The red skin from a piece of bologna being pulled out of a dog's ass.
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Things I'd rather watch than the state of the union, A documentary about clams
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Things I'd rather watch than the state of the union, Someone, anyone, get a pedicure
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Things I'd rather watch than the state of the union, Danny McBride perform Shakespeare
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Things I'd rather watch than the state of the union, Meth heads picking scabs
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Things I'd rather watch than the state of the union, My cat puke up a hairball and the dog eat it
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Things I'd rather watch than the state of the union, My mother's coloscopy
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Things I'd rather watch than the state of the union, The actual sinking of the Titanic
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Things I'd rather watch than the state of the union, Eyes Wide Shut
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Dear England, Since you were able to bring charges based on the Epstein evidence I am wondering if you are also capable of arresting a foreign head of state, and holding them until they can be tried? Our POTUS thinks he can.
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We have cats and dogs so we got a puppy from the pound and named her Ms. Penelope Beagleford
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Is your wardrobe mostly pajama pants, T-shirts, and comfy socks? Then you're likely to know where I'm coming from.
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50+ yrs smoking these cannabis wars are dumb AF Dispensary vs homegrown both win dispo for convenience safety no hassle if you cant grow homegrown for fresher cleaner cheaper terpier buds you control Autos small feminized vs photos autos win speed stealth small space resilience
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Autistics don’t cheat. We literally don’t see other people. In a relationship, you are it. The rest of the population turns into background NPCs. Someone could be walking butt baked in front of us and we’d be like, oh okay, cool, & go about memorizing your coffee order from 2017.
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