Splatwt Confessions
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Calamari County
Joined January 2026
“Sometimes when I was young while I was in the shower I would get on my hands and knees and pretend I was an inkling dying horrible in some kind of water based torture device I have no idea why I did that”
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“ink theory is the best splatband idc their haters just don't get peak i hope they reunite in splat4”
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“i named myself peestain one day and i dont know how to change it back”
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“the hate for caitlin koi is so overblown... we got bigger fish to fry people (throwing rocks at bigoted splatccs)”
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“The music for Splatoon 3 really fell off around about after Yoko and the Gold Bazookas. They did NOT have to bring Kikura back within the SAME GAME while mind you there are like genuinely 4 other splatbands that haven’t been seen in years”
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“Shiver being my least favourite idol but still defending her day in day out against the "SHE WON THE SPLATFESTS SO SHE'S A BAD CHARACTER AND IT'S RIIIIIGGGGED CAUSE ALL HER FANS ARE SWEATY GOONERS!!!!!!" people, because she is still one of the goats mhm mhm o7”
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“I'm confused as to what happened to DJ Octavio after Splatoon 3's story mode... Like did he just dip and go explore the world or something. You'd think he'd at least visit lol I wish they could've had him talk with Marie or Agent 3 :'j”
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“I think Frye's design would look better with a bindi.”
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“My confession is holy shit PLEASE listen to "This way!" calls.”
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“Screen is actually an interesting concept and has good kit synergy right now. If screen was properly fixed accessiblity wise and buffed so that it's more beneficial to the user's side, weapons like ZDS and foil squeezer will actually be broken asf”
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