If the cyclist who hit Ferdi drives a car.

Yo guys, Big Narstie bunned a zoot in the train.

Well, I can do 47 push ups in a row and I am turning 20 on september. Guess, I am stronger than all you guys.

Should East London have tram systems??

Realist knows that I move like this guy.

Imagine if an E200 MMC had an Audi exhaust.

Teacher: EEERRRR BOIIIIS, STOP CALLING EACH OTHER A TAMIL So called Bengali student: Okay u TAMIL!

Ppl what are white think that I am white. Ppl that r Asian think I am Asian. Ppl that are black think that I am somalian. Bruv, mans chittagonian and I've watched this show sn

We've all come across this invigilator in an exam place whose breath smells worse than cinnamon powder, chicken curry burger, nutella, rotten eggs, rotten banana and rotten cheese and onion. The binmenn took him away by accident And my poop smells more like lynx compared to that

Pretty much a meme is when there's a pic or vid of any single thing in the universe with a thoughtful or funny caption with it. For eg, I could talk about how certain man are taking pics of ppls toes with peanut butter smeared over it. Apparently the hairy ones are a classic too.

Apparently I look like ET. Thank God, immigration never snatched my glasses and never stamped it on other ppls passport. Otherwise, I wouldve accidentally snuck into a truck and pull my fringe with one hand and bang my forehead n go like "I DONT WANNA GO FISHLAND"

My friend told me that he done the following. 1. Pranked his school friend by telling him he got a nuclear bomb in his bag and linked him and chased him up after school. 2. Shout Allahuakbar just to make his English teacher jolt backwards on her chair and for no other reason.

I've been lied to by backstabbing clowns and jokers saying that "warriah abdi" means 'oi slave'. But, it doesn't. You know why? Coz I met up with a Somalian man in his mid 50's and I asked him what it means and he said 'hello man'.

Have you ever felt like putting a fake location on ur social media accounts just to trick people or not let people stalk you. Coz the number of slendermen cheffing up yutes are on the increase.

So the guy is jealous just coz of the fact that another man takes to his crush for 2 minutes only. And this guy haven't moved to the pengting yet.

When I was in year 8 I used to be a nerd and people in my year would play GTA on their ps4 or watch TV. Year 8's nowadays whip up a pyrex with Sainsbury cookies with all the white and green stuff. Man how are u even gna survive until age 20 if u keep doing that.

Who remembers that kid that gets sent out of lesson and then walks away outside the building or hide in the toilet. We have too many of those individuals. 😭😭😭😭👊👊👊

Some may say that Ackley bridge will be the next Incredible hulk 3,000. Others may have an opinion that Stormzy and the Chicken connoisseur both made him. This guy seems like a legend still, as well as Zain on the left.

Oh damn, I do hope that the guy's wife doesn't find out that he's been doing dutty bits in GTA. Cah u know wagwan about the strip smh. 😭😭😭😭😣😣😣

This is what happened when I first tried doing a squat with 10kg weights in the gym. And I thought these were really heavy on the legs. 😭😣🤣😂