Listening to Trump is like listening to the class clown give a report on the book he never read.

Tuned in to see the #MLBAllStarGame. With those ridiculous uniforms, I thought I was watching King & His Court play the Rockford Peaches in a softball game.

I'd boycott Kristen Welker's Meet the Press if I wasn't already boycotting Meet the Press.

"You're wearing too much makeup, skell. Here's a rag, take it off." #TrumpMugShot

Well, thank God the Yankees at least signed Cashman 🙄

Val Kilmer dead ?

Great idea scheduling that off day between Games 1 & 2. #CLEvsNYY

"Don't fuck around, full kits, 180 rounds minimum, another 50 for sidearm per person ...." These clowns needed that to take on Nancy Pelosi, AOC, The Squad & Mike Pence ? LOL

It may have been a ball yesterday, it may be a ball tomorrow, but it was a fuckin' strike today ! Thuhhhh Yankees win ! #NYYvsTB

35 pitches thru 3 for Cole. He usually needs 35 to get thru the 1st. Good sign. #DETvsNYY