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that one guy that did a thing a couple years ago, business contact jack.pc22 @gmail .com
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So I just won a major... that’s some wack shit right there lmao IM SO FUCKING HAPPY AJCNWJJFNSKFNEICNNSO
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Highlight of the night: myself and
@M0nkeyM00n
at the toilet, someone comes into the middle urinal and asks whether we enjoyed rlcs (not seeing m0nkey was pissing) m0nkey instantly replies “yeah bro I lost 2 hours ago I really liked it”
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R.I.P my love ❤️, 13 years u chilled and in heaven we will chill for many more.
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🔔🔔🔔🔔GIVEAWAY🔔🔔🔔🔔
4 WINNERS
TW FRUITY CARRIER
1080P FIRE GOD
MOVING GO FASTER STRIPES
LOTS OF CIRCLES
LIKE, FOLLOW, AND RETWEET
WINNERS DRAWN 21/10/2019
GOOD LUCK ♥️
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GUYS I GOT MYSELF A DATE!!!! NEED ALL THE SUPPORT FROM THE BROS
30th February!! Advice needed to make it work perfectly ❤️❤️🤝
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Can't wait to get rolling with my dream org :D
#LETSGOLIQUID
We're here and we're ready.
Introducing Team Liquid Rocket League
@fruityl0l
//
@speed_rl
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@kuxir97
#LetsGoLiquid
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just had a meeting with
@TeamLiquid
, they said i wasnt allowed to break rule 1 anymore, i apologise to everyone for such a massive mistake and promise to do better next time.
I hope you all can forgive me.
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GUYS, FINALLY
After multiple years, many simping sessions.
I have finally got myself a date with a cute girl! Can’t wait to see how it goes 🥰🥰
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For how many likes this tweet gets, is my budget for my girl for Christmas. Don’t kill me please
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THEY HAD 2 MONTHS TO DO MAINTENANCE AND THEY DECIDE TO DO IT 5 MINUTES BEFORE THE FIRST SERIES OF RLCS LMAOOO IM DYING. time management skills of a turtle
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Nope, my brain is completely gone, I just got off the bus and instead of saying thank you to the driver said “I’m mid” and I think that’s it for 2019 everyone
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THE BEST QUARANTINE PASSTIMES RANKED:
6: Rocket league
5: League of Legends
4: Wanking
3: Taking a shower at 1am with the lights off to compensate for the lack of warmth shown to you by other humans
2: Sleeping
1: Eating a whole easter egg at 3am watching Neil degrasse Tyson
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Simply not good enough. Disgraceful. Sorry to the fans, the everyonr we played, disgusted
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that open net literally, and i mean literally, never happened. ggs
@TeamReciprocity
top 4!
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Aztral is the best player in the world with two brilliant players who help utilise him fully.
That’s it. That’s the tweet. Congrats
@AztraL
@ViolentPandaRL
@Yukeo
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ANNOUNCEMENT:
Today the number of ballchasers in my household increases by 1
Everyone, meet Loki ❤️
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how is anyone supposed to beat us when we have 4 people on the pitch LMAO
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HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE I HAVE FOUND A DATE FOR VALENTINES DAY
14TH FEBRUARY
No worries guys I gotchu :) now we all have a date put it in the calendar I have saved your day ik
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Yeah sex is cool but it’s nothing compared to the sensual delight that comes when you fart in the bath and the fart bubbles drive up your legs like an erotic dancer like mmmmmm gimme tha.
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There is someone 7 years younger than me in my physics class getting “a taster of a level physics” and he already knows more than me and I’m gonna be honest I have never felt more inferior in my whole life
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fire takes a season and a half out, comes back, gets golden striker and a fresh dub wtaf is that shit
@Fireburner
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i hate ranked enough when im playing 2k mmr ballchasers, its even worse playing against 1400 ballchasers who miss every third touch like christ for those of you who wonder why i barely stream, this is it.
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Would like to announce that I haven’t played rocket league all year!!! Crazy that isn’t it
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What I have learned from 7 hours of scrims in 2 days:
1.)
@fruityl0l
is a brick
2.) the fennec is pay to win
3.) my English is absolute trash
4.) no human should ever do 7 hours of rocket league scrims in 2 days
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
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Kux’s way of thinking about the game is really incredible, not gonna tell you all what it is tho so you all get to sit in the dark 😎
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kuxir and arju carried my ass but i'm happy with our third rlcs win ggs
@TeamEndpoint
@FCBeSports
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Level 18 successfully reached and the tutorial is now over! Time to find out how good the real version is I guess 🤷♂️
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really want to play the game to fix my dogshit mechanics but 15 minutes of ranked is the maximum i can do before watching to cut my penis and stick it in lemon juice
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Hi guys
Time for the the internet to collectively read way too far into this
“Hi Speed” is definitely a nod to 5G. Gotta love speed. Also A14 chip
But I also love fast screens. So 120Hz would be nice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
4 golden rings here. Quad… cameras? Fast cameras? Now we’re reaching 😅
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All of my friends today are getting their results back and succeeding while going off to prestigious unis to study medicine etc, while I hit a fucking electronic car into an electronic ball into an electronic goal... my life choices have certainly been.... interesting?
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:( was a great year with them and I wish them all the best ❤️
After almost two years, we're sad to withdraw from the
#RocketLeague
scene for now. It has been an exciting time with our current and former players and coaches and all the fans worldwide. Thank you all!
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my first player of the day and all while being afk 40% of the time you absolutely love to see it, next week is massive lets hope we can get it to 4-1
@kuxir97
@al0t97
@mousesports
:D
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so so SO well deserved, massive congratulations to
@Turbopolsa
@Its_JSTN
and
@GarrettG
HOLY SHIT POG
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LMAO ARSENAL DOING THE SPEEDRUN LEAVE THE STAGE ANY % WR the cameras didn’t even catch him
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What has my life come to that I’m playing fucking Rock Paper Scissors for $250
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Honestly I don’t know what is wrong with me
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we had a world record for longets mexican wave, now we have a world record for longest amount of time stalling a match.
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dont talk shit about my teammates
@kuxir97
Is a GOD
@TadpoleRL
is a DEFENSIVE ROCK
@al0t97
@RonakyRL
is an OFFENSIVE MONSTER
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No one has confused me more this weekend than
@AyyJayyRL
, none of his statements have made any sense this weekend and now I’m beginning to wonder if he has to consciously think about breathing
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No worries mate how does 24 hours a day sound?
BREAKING NEWS: Video game players are urged to play at 'reasonable times' to avoid putting an extra strain on internet networks during the coronavirus outbreak. Online gaming is 'the biggest threat to internet bandwidth' these next few weeks.
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Mfw I just thought it was gonna be a boring weekend only to find more drama than a theatre show on Twitter this morning
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good to know that now off season has begun i have learnt how to play the game again. just wonderful honestly I LOVE MY LIFE SO MUCH ITS GREAT FUN BEING A PRO PLAYER YES VERY FUN MUCH WOW
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Petition to have Salty Shores removed from matchmaking because i dont want to have long lasting eye conditions as a result of sitting on that map for 5 minutes
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Our time with
@RedReserve
has come to an end, it was great working with all of the lads there over the past months and I wish them nothing but the best ❤️❤️ as for the future...? Who knows 🤷♂️
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Update on my weekend: lost in rocket league, lost in crew battles, lost at table tennis, lost at Rock Paper Scissors, lost at mafia. All in all pretty good :)
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If England actually win the euros I will buy a maid outfit and wear it on stream
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YES YES YES ITS ABOUT TIME WORLD HOLY SHIT I CANT EVEN AIXBSNDIDNDNDND
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literally losing every fucking gaem i play rn and i dont know why and its really seriously pissing me off
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at the very least top 6 is secured, we didnt play bad just minor things to work on and not bad at all against a top 2 team :D
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Can in fact confirm that nobody liked this. Bad move
@RLEsports
:( best of luck tho
@Lawler_RL
❤️
After 4 years, I'm currently not scheduled to be apart of the RLCS Broadcast team.
Incredible honor to be involved since the start. Thanks for the opportunity, to those I've worked with, and to those who continue to support me.
Looking for opportunities, RT/fav's appreciated.
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Hard to be positive when there’s no positives to be taken. We’re out
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Beyond excited for this step as a roster, great things to come!
Proud to present the new mouz
@RocketLeague
lineup: Welcome
@al0t97
,
@kuxir97
&
@Speed_RL
Full Story:
#ReadyWillingAble
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brilliant start to the season, 1-0 and we are starting to look really solid, ggs to
@ASMonacoEsports
a very solid team with a lot of potential!
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Just wanna chime in on this, the duality of certain individuals openly bashing pro teams under the guise of “critique” to then be upset that people mute their casting and bash it is borderline hilarious
Apologies to the other teams these next few months, with NRG out of the picture casters gonna have to pick teams to bash in replacement, we were the punching bag for so long they need to keep punching something. To the teams/players frustrated about that stuff, just remember do…
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Would just like to let you all know I watched endgame for the 47th time just now and I cried again on multiple occasions. Have a good night.
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the problem is no persons fault, its the shit servers once again. you cannot give a good verdict which both parties agree with in such a lose - lose situation as that. ggs
@BDS_esport
, losers finals.
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Seriously debating cropping this and having it as my Pfp for the month
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