It’s exhausting explaining to city people why guns are NECESSARY in places like the mountains where I grew up. YES there are really WOLVES, YES they eat guns and NEED a steady diet of guns or else they start digging up the lead piping under our most treasured historic buildings. Tweet added by Soren Bowie @Soren_Ltd

Soren Bowie

5 years

It’s exhausting explaining to city people why guns are NECESSARY in places like the mountains where I grew up. YES there are really WOLVES, YES they eat guns and NEED a steady diet of guns or else they start digging up the lead piping under our most treasured historic buildings.

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Grand Poobah of Awesomeness

@HappiJason

5 years

@Soren_Ltd I have no problem with people having guns though why some people have enough guns armed & ready in numbers & firepower to storm a stronghold in Iraq in a suburban home eluded me

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N30Dark

@N30Dark

5 years

@Soren_Ltd

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Malaysian Humanist

@bluexcaliber

5 years

@Soren_Ltd Treasured historic buildings ... in the mountains? Those damned wolves!!!

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Scarplo

@S1n1st3rSavi0r

5 years

@Soren_Ltd I just want to say that every single one of these is going in my next DnD game.

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Andrew Hull

@atriaventrica

5 years

@Soren_Ltd 30-50 led crazed wolves in 3-5 landmarks

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Whosafozits

@Whosafozits

5 years

@Soren_Ltd Here in the rural South, it's actually a commandment in the Duck Dynasty version of the Bible.

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Joel Northwall

@joelnorthwall

5 years

@Soren_Ltd They can dig up my lead pipe when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

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LetMeThink

@BlaksleyJames

5 years

@Soren_Ltd

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Jimmy Time

@TimeCommander

5 years

@Soren_Ltd How do I feed the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?

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Andrew Naphan

@AndrewNaphan

5 years

@Soren_Ltd

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Mr.JacksonShowOnYouTube

@MrJacks31921847

5 years

@Soren_Ltd @davegarza7 I'll take the lead and spread this fact I didn't know wolves metal, I'd better go kill as many of them as I can.

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Waffles the Andal

@WafflestheAndal

5 years

@Soren_Ltd My brother lived in a rural area for work until meth heads broke into his home for the second time and brained him with a pipe - he got lucky and lived. The nearest police station was 25 min away. He rightfully didn’t buy a gun because he’s not trained. I would’ve because I am.

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