
David - Professional Sleeper
@SoraWasntHere
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22/ Doesn't know if girlfriend is DEA/ Will get political/Libertarian-Right
Joined May 2021
@crim_tweets_ Twitter users love not being normal cause why would you search for that stuff.
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@Timcast Same people that be saying we should have vaccine mandates to save lives sure be mad when lives are saved.
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@misseverywhereg @vaeredd Pretty obvious this is just an advertisement for her shitty Onlyfans. Nobody has they step father labeled "Stepdad" on they phone.
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@lanxebec Niggas give black praise on Twitter be on that 'if it ain't snowing I ain't going' mindset irlðŸ˜.
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@FloydiesNFT You know you the perfect time to delete this tweet was a few days ago, another perfect time would be now.
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@Louie_TheGent @misseverywhereg @vaeredd I mean it's working, plenty of slow niggas in the comments thinking it's real💀.
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@itszyrahhh But fr why'd they put all the features in the name, they trynna abuse that algorithm or something💀.
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@Samtraam @SaycheeseDGTL Don't care. These niggas be killing, raping, selling drugs in our communities. They need to be locked up.
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@Behembaba @shaTIRED They really are like family, excluding me from events and talking shit behind my back😓.
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@crackcobain__ You in her dms, I'm in her house at 2AM looking for what furniture I can pawn off for easy money.
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@anxiousholly @alphaINTEL @iiTzTimmy Someone gonna get killed by him then start taking his songs outta their playlists💀.
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@TheBoysTV If the writing is good then I'll eat my shoes, but these spin offs are usually terrible and not have the quality of main series.
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@frostedcumbites Feel bad for bro if this blows up, he gonna end up like the face of Unemployment.
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@alphaINTEL Yesterday had a Lifeline drop her drone instead of ressing,, some things never change.
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Goes like this; Nerds have something they love, weirdos infiltrate, weirdos take over, they kick out the nerds, nerds try to call it out, get called ists and phobes until next thing gets infiltrated.
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@LancaArthur @Alexr1188 @eliathe1st @DreCustomized @BrandosDead Lamest shit I've seen all day and I just woke up.
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@kirawontmiss Those Final Destination movies had me scared to go anywhere. I started noticing how dangerous elementary school is with all the shit over our heads and the rusted pipes and beams.
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@anxiousholly @alphaINTEL EA just saved the world with this one, now Putin can't do Kraber 360's in ALGS to fund the war.
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@HotepJesus These new Shines (my generation) don't even like to work, so it would be hilarious how quick they'd want to turn back time if America became Communist.
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@Mike94007546 @Maize2786 @ComicBook You acting like you didn't have a month to pre-order Tickets and request a day off or look at your schedule and buy a ticket on a day you're not busy.
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@King_Blancoo @millysvantage Niggas will say this while rocking a cracked iPhone from 2012💀.
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@stone_toss Pitbulls, Discord mods, trans pedos, and an F150 which gets to the child first?🤔.
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