SomethingStray
@SomethingStray
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21, minors DNF, he/him, check expanded for DNI, priv @somestraything
Joined July 2022
Pinned post Hi I like Cartman and mostly post about Cartman I also like Kyman (platonic and romantic), main4 (platonic and romantic) and pretty much any other Cartman ship with a boy! I just like seeing Cartman be loved so I like friendships and relationships equally
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Ok one more great Cartman plush find before bed. Yes this freak is real.
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Yootooz plush is ok but look how much weight they made him lose man!! I understand some shapes are hard in plushes but he’s always made skinnier :( like that’s YOUR concept art !!
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Aww somebody on the design team wanted to kiss him on top of his little head just as much as I did Also the neck fold on this is killing me
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"Cartman is the gayest out of the main 4. It’s not stan because stan genuinely loves wendy"
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An autistic and schizophrenic fall in love
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Every few months someone here is like "I want to see realistic sex in fanfiction" which is the fandom equivalent of ordering a meal and demanding to see the cow get put down for your hamburger. Why would you want that
fanfic writers and the curse of not knowing how gay sex works
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Btw my favorite characters are the ones the fandom hates because I get protective. So whenever you’re a total dick about me liking Cartman you just make me like him more
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Usual suspects 💀literally never asked you to ship shit. Just don’t harass people it cannot be that hard that it makes you this mad
@SomethingStray nobody likes cartman because hes fat and a dickhead and they dont wanna put and of the cool characters through the pain of being with such a monstrosity of a human being
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Hate when I go to someone else’s house and there’s not a cat there. Why do you even have a house
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"Why do Epstein victims not speak out more about who raped them?" Virginia Guiffre was the most outspoken victim. She mysteriously died by suicide just as the Epstein Files reentered public discourse. Her dad maintains she was murdered.
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cartman
starts with C and we all love it
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Some of yall are way too comfortable saying fatphobic things under the guise of making fun of Cartman and it’s reallyyyyy weird. Obviously some teasing is fine with a fictional character, but at a certain point the things you say apply to real fat people too.
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?????????? What
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