Somesh Upadhyay, IAS
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Collector & DM, Deogarh @deogarhdistadmn Odisha, Alumnus of TIFR, Xaverian, RKMite. #IndianFootball छपरा जिला घर बा।
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मैं बिहार से हूँ पर ओड़िशा कैडर में कार्यरत हूँ।पश्चिम बंगाल तथा मुम्बई में मेरी शिक्षा हुई है। दिल्ली और बनारस में रह कर IAS की तैयारी की। भोजपुरी, हिंदी, बंगाली, ओड़िया बोल लेता हूँ। मराठी की समझ है।
ऐसे में मुझे ये confusion है कि मैं कहाँ पर भीतरी और कहां पर बाहरी हू।
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एक दिन युद्ध खत्म होगा। समझौता होगा। दोबारा दोनो देशों के बीच कूटनैतिक संबंध स्थापित होंगे। बस कुछ घर के चिराग कभी वापस नहीं लौटेंगे।
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Rafale ने बिना फायर किए ही कई जगहों पर आग लगा दी है। ग़ज़ब टेक्नोलॉजी है।
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👏👏👏
2x 500 bedded Exclusive COVID Hospitals taking shape in Bhubaneswar, Odisha.
But you will not hear about it on your TV News.
#IndiaFightsCOVID19
#OdishaFightsCorona
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कुछ न्यूज़ चैनल्स पे डिबेट चाहे दुनिया की किसी भी टॉपिक पर हो, हमेशा वही चार लोग क्यों पैनल में आते हैं?🤔
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Had food during Solar Eclipse. Doing fine so far. Will keep you all posted.
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UPSC की तैयारी करने वालों के लिए एक कड़वी सलाह:
सुबह शाम मोटिवेशन और मार्गदर्शन के लिए सोशल मीडिया में इधर उधर न भटकिये। अपनी रणनीति बनाइये और लग जाइये। बाकी सब टाइम पास है।
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Dear UPSC aspirants,
क्रिकेट-वृकेट सब धोखा है,
पढ़ाई कर लो मौका है।
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Delighted that 3 of the 7 candidates I was guiding through Whatsapp have qualified UPSC Mains and will appear in the Interview. Some WhatsApp Universities aren't that bad😀
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IAS होने के नाते आप सबसे ज़्यादा से ज़्यादा जुड़ना चाहता हूँ।
~via Twitter
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हमें पॉकेट मनी इतना ही मिलता था कि जेब में चरस नही, हमेशा दिल में तरस रहती थी।
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News channels that call for boycott of Chinese products but are sponsored by Chinese companies themselves, understand Economics well. They just assume that their audience is stupid.
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Ridiculous to blame the journalists who are reporting the migrant crisis on highways.
That 'is' their job!
They did not create the crisis. They are merely showing that the problem exists, even at the risk of contracting the disease.
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Not consulting Monty Panesar before bringing in Agri reform laws was a huge mistake.
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A smart covid certificate with QR code, generated digitally after due process is not acceptable in UK but this handwritten slip is?! This is why Aliens don't visit us.
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Public attitude towards Covid19 is now same as towards a guest who has overstayed.
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I still can't believe that I qualified UPSC without reading a single motivational quote on Twitter.
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Namibia had ZERO new case for 45 days.
They are thrice the size of NZ and have 4 times the population.
Never saw anyone wanting Namibian president to lead the world.
Probably most even don't know this fact.
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In times like these we realize how blessed we are to be born in India.
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मजबूरी का फ़ायदा लोग कैसे उठाते हैं ये दिल्ली में किराये के मकान में रह के UPSC की तैयारी करने वाले बखूबी जानते हैं।
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I need a bookshelf.
As a background.
For zoom meetings.
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If you are chasing someone's car, snooping on their movements, stalking their houses etc., you may be a criminal. Unless you do it with a camera. Then you will be a journalist.
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जुस वाले जितना गन्ने से जितना रस निचोड़ते हैं, उससे ज़्यादा web series लेखकों ने UP-Bihar के गैंगस्टरों से पटकथा/कहानी निचोड़ लिया है।
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If every Indian is tested for
#COVID19
the total cost will be
Rs. 6,300,000,000,000
i.e. Six Lakh Thirty Thousand Crore
i.e. 3.3% of GDP
i.e. 64% of Total Direct Tax Collection
Let that sink in. Then we can talk about tests/million data comparison with other nations.
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Took charge as Collector of Deogarh district today.
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👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Bhubaneswar has ZERO Active Case now!
One of the reasons is discipline shown by its citizens.
This is how strictly it followed lockdown👇🏽👇🏽
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One of the most overlooked tragedy is that our youth expends 3-4 years of their most productive period in preparing for competitive exams.
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Odisha is building the world's largest Hockey stadium in Rourkela for the Hockey World Cup 2023.
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One or two odd behaviours do not define the service. IAS is an institution that is much larger than any individual and inspires millions who wish to get into public service.
योग:कर्मसु कौशलम्
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UPSC has declared a new set of people eligible to post selfies with unrelated quotes 😀
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Oxford University was established around the time when Sultans out here were busy investing in their own Tombs.
It is all about the choices we make..
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Miss the good old days when the school told us what the uniform is and we followed it without making it a national debate.
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Joined as PD, DRDA in the district of Kalahandi today. Looking forward to give my best in this new role.
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This evil and preposterous proposition is coming from not any factual evidence or even a logical conjecture but from a place of hatred. It must be condemned unequivocally.
#सावधान
लोकतंत्र के सबसे महत्वपूर्ण स्तंभ कार्यपालिका के सबसे बड़े पदों पर मुस्लिम घुसपैठ का पर्दाफ़ाश.
#UPSC_Jihad
#नौकरशाही_जिहाद
देश को झकझोर देने वाली इस सीरीज़ का लगातार प्रसारण प्रतिदिन. शुक्रवार 28 अगस्त रात 8 बजे से सिर्फ सुदर्शन न्यूज़ पर.
@narendramodi
@RSSorg
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Any 'climate activist', who is in favour of continuing the current ecologically unsustainable agricultural practices in Punjab, is a joke.
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The twist is amazing. This guy has a bright career awaiting in media.
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World Cup trophy miley na miley, IPL trophy humse koi nahi chhin sakta.
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I have a joke about UPSC. But I have already cracked it.
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When real UPSC toppers will come to create accounts on social media, they will not find any username. 😀
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Took charge as SDM, Titilagarh and Executive Officer, Titilagarh Municipality.
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National Recruitment Agency gets cabinet nod. Students need to clear only single Exam for all govt posts in Group B/C. Marks valid for 3 years like. Saves time/money/hassle.
Huge reform and relief in favour of students.
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Subhrajit Deb was my classmate in school. He is also a Covid warrior who himself recovered from Covid. His sister's biggest day was ruined due to extreme lack of empathy on administration's part. The family is in shock and distress.
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Waiting for February end sales figure of Hyundai India.
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आपस में भोजपुरी बोलने वाले हिंदी बोलने लगते हैं, हिंदी बोलने वाले इंग्लिश और इंग्लिश बोलने वाले अमेरिकन एक्सेंट की नकल करते हैं।
अपनी भाषा को हीन समझने की वजह से आज कई भाषाएं खतरे में हैं। भाषा में भी सामंतवाद लाते हैं हम।
#हिंदी_दिवस
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Most thrilling moment:
When you download the PDF of
#UPSCResults
and press Ctrl+F. Then you start typing your name cautiously with trembling fingers. The dreaded 'ting' sound could kill you while the absence of that sound changes your life.
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When Sachin retired, I thought retirement of no other cricketer would hurt as much. I was wrong.
#dhoniretires
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When they say 'you have only qualified one exam..'😀
Congratulations, sir!
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People have come together in election rallies to re-elect Covid for the second term. And Covid is winning. The count is on.
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Once from my hostel window in Kolkata, I saw a pizza delivery guy getting killed in an accident trying to deliver in 30 minutes. 10 minute delivery idea is 100 times more exploitative and dangerous.
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And if she contests elections and becomes your state's CM, she will again block you from becoming DM.
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There is a parallel universe where UPSC offers Islamic Studies as optional subject. It's called WhatsApp Universe.
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Earlier I used to watch Animal Planet. Now I just log on to Twitter.
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Celebrate your ICSE percentage now. Because after a week you will realize it is irrelevant.
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One TV anchor just asked Riya Dabi (AIR 15) whether she is thinking of improving her UPSC rank in another attempt.
*facepalm*
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Amit Raj, 10th standard student of Purulia Sainik School sacrificed his life and saved 3 kids in his neighbouring house which was on fire. He was from Nalanda in Bihar. Salute to this brave young soul. Farewell..
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Earlier I was constantly worrying about charging my phone. So I bought a power bank. No I am constantly worried about charging both.
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BARC TV Ratings are wonderful. Every TV channel interprets and declares itself No.1
I wish our school results came in the same manner.
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Indian Administrative Service lost a fine officer Shri Sudhakar Shinde ( 2015 batch) who sacrificed his life for the nation while leading the fight against Covid19.
Farewell, sir🙏
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मैडम, क्या फायदा हुआ एस्टोनिया के प्रधानमंत्री बनने का। हमारे यहाँ ग्राम प्रधान बन जातीं तो फरचुनर नही तो कम से कम स्कार्पियो तो चढ़ लेतीं।
Cycling to work is a good start to the day. As an MP, I often cycled to work, weather permitting. Today was the first time cycling to the office since I became Prime Minister in January 2021. Hopefully I can
#biketowork
more frequently in the summer.
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Amazing news coming from Odisha.
Sample Tested: 1197
Sample Positive: 0, Zilch, Nil
#OdishaFightsCorona
#IndiaFightsCorona
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Dear media,
Please treat the terrorists like
#RiyazNaikoo
as just numbers. Do not romanticise their life. Those who pick up arms against the country do not even deserve a passing mention, let alone the eulogies.
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Effect of this T20I win on Indian cricket fans after losing World Cup
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कोरोना नियम तोड़ते हुए पकड़ो तो कुछ लोग इंग्लिश बोलना शुरू कर देते हैं।
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Why so many students from UP-Bihar crack UPSC, explained by Khan sir of Patna.
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One hopes Trudeau will follow up on his cute moral support speech and stop registering protest in WTO against MSP and input subsidies to farmers given by India.
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Now that CBSE Board exams are cancelled, it is a good opportunity for Universities to shift to a more equitable aptitude test for College admissions. Admissions on basis of board exam are unfair to students from many state boards who don't award marks liberally.
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A real fitness test for us every year is to fit into LBSNAA bandh-gala. Five years down, still doing fine.
#NewProfilePic
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Let more details emerge. Let it be handled at the level appropriate. Don't cry 'war' when you are assured of no personal cost besides mobile data.
#GalwanValley
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Got a haircut after 3 months. Now facing identity crisis.
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छठ पर्व के टाइम पर बिहार जाने वाली ट्रेन के जनरल कम्पार्टमेंट में बैठ के 'सफर' नही किया तो क्या ही स्ट्रगल किया।
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"Those who say science cannot be taught in their mother tongue, either don't know their mother tongue or don't understand science."
---Satyendranath Bose
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Raat ke 8 baje Tik Tok stars ka ek bar fir se demonetization ho gaya.
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Wish we had Sreejesh when the British East India Company were trying to enter India.
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It's funny that TRP manipulation is upsetting people more than news manipulation..
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Dear media,
No one needs to see visuals of a grieving father. No one.
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We have been hearing of girl toppers in board exams for a while. No wonder they are now topping the UPSC. We have all women in Top 4 Ranks in Civil Services Exam this year.👏👏👏
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Show me a stadium more beautiful than this!
Birsa Munda Hockey Stadium, Rourkela: Pride of India 🇮🇳🇮🇳
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How have some European countries managed to keep private medical education so much cheaper than India?
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Question paper leak of govt job exams have become too frequent. Greed of a few does grave injustice with thousands of aspirants who put so much at stake to prepare for these exams.
#BPSCpaperleak
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This is brilliant!
Tagline can be, 'Isme tera ghata, mera kuch nahi jata'
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There will be a special category of National Awards for those who have never played PUBG. Congratulations!
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जितनी गंभीरता से रिया के दिनचर्या का विवरण दिया गया, अगर अब भी पूरे विश्व ने इस गंभीर विषय पर ध्यान नही दिया तो लानत है।
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अगले प्रेस कांफ्रेंस में रोनाल्डो के सामने गुटखा और पान मसाला के पैकेट्स रखे जाएं।
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UPSC aspirants ko roz Wordle zarur khelna chahiye. Ismein bhi 6 attempts hote hain. Aadat ho jayegi.
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सभी ट्विटरवासियों को मकर संक्रांति की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं। 🙏😊
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The admit card that changed everything forever...
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USA's next move in this war will show how much importance should India attach to Quad from security pov.
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Ye gym jaane walo ka aisa attitude kyu rehta hai ki gym jaa kar duniya par ahsaan kar rahe hain🤔
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Two pictures from two different eras. Left one is tree logs.
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