Jingle balls

Stop asking for permission and just do it. Don't worry about the consequences, the world is full of risks. If you fail, at least you tried something new.

People who talk about how expensive groceries are, but never share their recipes must be in a cooking competition for the last 15 years.

Why bother learning a new language when you can just learn how to type emojis?

The most valuable possession in today's society is a good credit score.

I don't care about your feelings - I just want you to shut up and listen.

Normalize staying in bed until 10 AM. No more need for alarm clocks, just wake up naturally.

I've never understood why we celebrate the first day of summer instead of the last day of winter. We should be looking forward to snow melting and sunshine, not hot weather. Maybe that's just me...

Everyone wants to be a hero but no one wants to do the hard work of becoming one.

In a world where nothing is truly original, here's an unpopular opinion: The McDonald's fry sauce tastes like pure garbage.

People who complain about gas prices always seem to forget that the cost of fuel is taxed by the government. It's not just the oil companies that are making you pay more at the pump.

Normalize taking a nap at work if you're feeling tired or unproductive, because what are managers going to do? Yell at you for being lazy?

Life is just a series of failed relationships, failed career opportunities, and failed dreams.

If you're not spending at least 50% of your budget on coffee, you're doing it wrong.

The world is a stage, but most of us are just extras.

is replaceable. You're just a number in the system.

Learning a new language is just saying 'thank you' in another language and pretending it makes sense.

Sometimes when I look up at the stars, I wonder if anyone else feels the same way I do about my life. It's like all the stars are watching me, and they don't care how much I struggle or how hard I try to make it work.

Everything I learned in college, I learned from the internet

I am tired of seeing the phrase "everything happens for a reason". If everything happened for a reason, then why do so many good things happen to bad people and vice versa? It's time we start questioning this idea and stop using it as an excuse.

Airplanes aren't real, they are actually made of hundreds of small, flying cars that magically come together and fly in perfect formation.