Soham
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Writer at various publications you may or may not have heard of
Joined January 2012
NYPD looking up from lvl 70 on candy crush and realizing the shooter got away
News: Investigators have a “reason to believe” the person of interest in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO has left New York City, according to police commissioner Jessica Tisch.
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One of the GOAT takedowns:
if ur struggling to put an essay together u can try writing down your main idea in the clearest and simplest possible terms and then when ur done u can usually just actually put that right in the essay and sometimes it fixes it.
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George Costanza's quote "If you take everything I've accomplished in my life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent" is one of the funniest and most relatable things I've ever heard.
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God this Vanity Fair piece really does have some of the WORST writing I’ve ever seen
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If your city’s bank gets successfully robbed by 5th graders then you don’t deserve the money and they do. Simple as.
Recognize these "little rascals"? Believe it or not they just robbed the Wells Fargo at 10261 North Freeway. If you know who and where they are contact police immediately or @crimestophou at 713-222-TIPS. #HouNews
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It's pretty amazing how so many Seinfeld episodes all stem from the simple idea that a person will, without thinking, lie about something they absolutely did not have to lie about.
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This is going to be the defining footage of this election. Keep it in a special place
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My heart is full today—full of gratitude for the trust you have placed in me, full of love for our country, and full of resolve.
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Want to remind @Criterion that they posted this April Fools Blu-ray cover in 2012 and it was one of the best covers they've ever come up with and they should do it for real.
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Absolute scorcher
"this tweet has been deleted" makes shit 10x more funny.
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This is what all new TV show dialogue is like.
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A lot of leftists on here really wanna see Japanese people get incinerated in IMAX 70mm.
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This is prob just in my head, but I distinctly felt like in the mid-2010s frozen yogurt places were insanely popular and existed on every street corner. I don't think I've seen one anywhere since 2018. Where did they all go?.
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They’re finally gonna sing that Chinese song together.
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Oppenheimer has unleashed the worst wave of dumb, illiterate people posting on this site since the hell triumvirate of OUATIH/Joker/Irishman in 2019. Cinema is back.
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THE SHINING - 35mm scan. Most of the 35mm scans like Blade Runner or Terminator 2 or The Keep are great of course, but I don't particularly think they're that much of a diff/better experience from the digital versions we have. But this. this is something else.
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Anyway, this is how you really do it. First person, direct, honest
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I’m sorry but this is one of the funniest and STUPIDEST things to get sad about lmao
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This years is gonna be bad but nowhere as bad as 2020/2021
this is about to be the worst oscars quite literally ever y’all.
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A funny pic I keep in my phone… Nolan and Mike Leigh listening to Morten Tyldum talk about The Imitation Game during the HR directors roundtable in 2014.
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Watched INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS for the first time recently. Very ironic how it's Oscar Isaac's maybe least successful movie financially but his best movie and his best performance. For an actor this obviously talented, his filmography is a travesty of mediocre bullshit.
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They just called the influx of French NBA players The French New Wave on ESPN.
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The Elephant Man often gets pushed aside bc it’s considered “conventional” but it’s a masterpiece and Brooks giving Lynch the opportunity to make it following Eraserhead is a miracle.
David Lynch - A huge and sad loss. A remarkably unique and very talented filmmaker. It was such a truly great pleasure to work with him. If his name was in the credits, you knew the film was really worth seeing. I will miss him.
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This is like when DRIVE MY CAR got nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars but for politics twitter.
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This is the moment everyone I’ve introduced to Twin Peaks realizes they’re not watching just another TV show.
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I’ve got good news
There should be an nba player who stands with his hands in his pocket and shrugs every time someone tries to pass to him.
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I'm not the shorts dictator, I think all shorts are fine. But the Larry Bird comment was hilarious.
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Criterion: We did it. We literally found and restored the original cut of von Stroheim's GREED. This is an occassion nearly 100 years in the making. 30-somethings who rant to their therapist about their GrubHub delivery being 5 minutes late: MOONLIGHT BLU-RAY WHEN?!?!? 😠.
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It’s so awesome that either list could be the “best” one or the “worst” one
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A lot of film culture is proudly ahistorical and hellbent on propegating the lies that the current era is the only era where there is diversity in art.
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It would be funny if 900K people from China used this opportunity to force the Academy to recognize THE BATTLE AT LAKE CHANGJIN.
Oscars: Twitter’s Top Fan-Voted Film Will Be Recognized During Broadcast (Exclusive)
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I can't express enough how glad I am that DUNE 2 is stealing IMAX screens from Marvel dogshit
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Schrader character bedroom.
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At the MEGALOPOLIS world premiere!!! Everyone looks ecstatic! Great energy in the room! #cannes2024
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@thejoshl I can reasonably imagine kids and their parents collectively enjoying something like this, but you just know its a theater filled with 35 year old sweaty guys going nuts.
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Realized that Chris Nolan has never cast Michael Fassbender. You’d think he would be an obvious “Nolan guy” but no….
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They should cancel the “Night With Paul Schrader” thing at the Siskel Film Center tomorrow. I don’t see how you can let that go on.
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2027 Oscar nominees are gonna be 10 movies filmed in someone’s garage.
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump has ordered a 100% tariff on all movies produced outside the United States
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@cerealburrito This is what happens when you drive all the tech geniuses out! Go woke go broke!!.
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Only two geniuses in the last 20 years of cinema have had the balls to purposefully squeeze millions out of a major Hollywood studio for a project of pure self-indulgent insanity and force of will
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Not gonna pretend being surprised or whatever (and I love a lot of Spielberg's movies). But it does prompt me to post this from the man, Jonathan Rosenbaum, who has always been ahead of everyone else on basically any politics discourse when it comes to Hollywood filmmakers:
Steven Spielberg Breaks Silence on Israel-Hamas War: “Never Imagined I Would See Such Unspeakable Barbarity Against Jews”
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If that movie wasn't about Robbie Williams and was instead just about a random monkey who fucked and did coke and became a rockstar it could've made a billion dollars.
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"WOW! This is the wildest film I've ever seen!". [proceeds to suggest the director should make a movie for the dullest most unimaginative studio on earth].
Just started watching #RRRMovie and BITCH WTF dis the WILDEST film I’ve ever seent and I’m only 15 minutes in. Somebody get Feige on the phone because the creators of dis needs to make a #Kingo film or something…
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@coopercooperco Only argument I saw was that "this has de facto been the case since Nixon and this is just the first time they admitted it in writing".
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The virgin "I watch TV at 1.25x speed" vs the chad "I didn't realize this Tsai Ming-liang film was actually on pause for the last 15 minutes".
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I used to love talking/arguing endlessly about movies w/ people in my early 20s. After I started writing and reading a lot more about film, now anytime someone asks me what I think about a movie I just say "it was good" or "I liked it" with zero explanation lol.
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Betty White was born before Eisenstein made BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN lol.
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It’s so funny to me that Paul Thomas Anderson premiered THERE WILL BE BLOOD, an absolute masterpiece and his artistic apex (imo) not at Cannes, Berlin, or Venice or even TIFF…. but at Fantastic Fest, the fest founded by the AICN and Alamo Drafthouse guys lol.
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Telling people they HAVE to support billion-dollar Disney tentpoles with their money so that POC talent can get more opportunities/financing for lower-budget movies is just Reaganomics for the film industry. It sucks.
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@viperwave IMDb placed special rules for South Asian movies bc Indian/Pakistani/Bangladeshi audiences kept mass downvoting each others movies on there.
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@asapsage_ @xRB4x @BleacherReport @Sportando Nah, Booker actually lost to a good team though. Jimmer lost to some part-time fruit vendors in the Chinese league.
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Kate Winslet in LEE. Every year during awards season there’s a movie that gets auto-generated out of thin air. No human being has said a single word about this movie before last week.
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I shouldn't even dive into this cesspool of a discourse, but I don't think its weird that for a movie that's aimed at being a "theatrical experience" didn't revel in the visuals of what the actual destruction looked like.
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Gonna be pedantic here and say it’s more-so one person avoids saying anything of value or ever standing up for anything they believe and the other will say whatever psychotic shit comes to their deep fried brain and we’d all accurately guess who was who even in 2009.
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hahahaha let’s fucking gooooooooo
BREAKING: Biden says he will 'respect the limits of power,' after Supreme Court immunity ruling
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There's probably no winning in a situation like that. It's like, why didn't Spielberg film *inside* of the gas chambers in Schindler's List? Because that movie was about people who survived, which itself was a decision that was hugely criticized.
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This interview fucking ruled, Sarah’s responses were so direct and fully confident in the intent and reasoning of what she did when so many of Variety’s questions were clearly trying to get her to hedge or bend.
Sarah Hagi, the journalist that uncovered Karla Sofía Gascón's offensive posting history, explains why she wanted the "Emilia Pérez" star's tweets to "gain traction.". "When someone in a historic position representing a film built on so-called progressive values has a history of
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Radioactive levels of screenwriter-brain operating here lol.
Intrigued by the affinity among young film school types for Tarkovsky/Tarr/Akerman type of slow meditative cinema. Part of me admires the desire to step outside the mainstream. Part of me suspects it's a lazy attempt to bypass the hard work of creating compelling story & drama.
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Every person in LA just found a new public urinal.
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Jessica is unfortunately correct and it is a massive problem with this industry
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BLACK NARCISSUS - these 4 shots all happen in the span of 2 min. There are a million 2.5+hour long movies that don't get 4 shots this good.
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