“ᴊᴜꜱᴛ—ʜᴜʀʀʏ ᴜᴘ ‘ɴ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴ’ ᴡɪʟʟ ʏᴀ?” This is not my artwork or character, and I do NOT claim either one to be my own. Taboo/underaged muses DNI/Follow. Detail & literacy preferred in RPs. See below for muse info.

B a a. Eden casually wanting to dish out some deep Valentine’s Day kisses. Also wanting to ride somebody’s face or lap for Valentine’s Day too though.

Blinking. A lil tail wigglin’. “…What’s a creampie?” … Do NOT think he doesn’t know. ‘Cause he does. He’s just bein’ dumb.

Sheeb casually in the mood for some doggystyle. Whether that means getting eaten out while in doggystyle or plapped is for whomever wants sheeb boyfrand to decide.

Who said his doors closed ‘n locked? Not him. He never said that.

Baaing. … … … He’s lowkey surprised he hasn’t wound up pregnant yet.

Blinkin’ sheeb boyfrand. … He’s gettin’ ready to shower.

Showering with Eden But he’s constantly brushing his plush ass against your lap the entire time.

B a a. … … … Totally not wigglin’ his hips about. … … Perfect time to come play his ass like bongos.

<—Totally not the type to use a double-sided dildo. N o p e. Definitely not.

A h e m. … … If Eden doesn’t cum at LEAST twice and suffer from wobbly legs after you finger/fuck him, you’re not doing it right.

Oh yeeeah? He’s waitin’ for her already.

What if Like Casual 69 with local sheeb boyfrand this mornin’?

Sheeb’s around. … … … Where the tiddies at? He’s in the mood to love on a pair.

Eden totally not wigglin’ his plush ass while cookin’ breakfast this mornin’.

<—Stinks. Like boismell. Very strong boismell, too. … … … G r i n.

What if Eden giving the reader oral this mornin’?

A h e m. . . . Doggystyle with the sheeb boi is perfect because his horns make for incredible, perfectly placed handlebars. … If ya don’t wanna grip his hips, of course.

<—Definitely not suddenly sitting his doughy butt down on the readers chest this mornin’. No warning whatsoever. … … Reader now has nude sheeb boi ass sittin’ on their chest.

Eden casually lubing up one of his toys with music playing on a speaker. Totally not about to bounce on it to the beat of his music.

Baaing sheeb boi. Cue a lil tail wiggle. “…What’s doggystyle? I’m a hands-on learner, by the way.”