Melvin Sneedly
@SneedlyRobotics
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I’m Melvin Sneedly. I’m the smartest kid in Jerome Horwitz Elementary School. (PARODY)
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Last Seen Profiles
I sent George and Harold to prison and nobody has noticed.
Very funny.
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Sorry guys I got hacked.
//first out of context post and probably the only one, i don't think I'll be posting for a little bit as I had to euthanize my 9 month old puppy and it has absolutely destroyed me. I apologize. //
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HE FOUND MY NUMBER.
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Well, you might be in the mood to save your company. It's currently going bankrupt.
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//sending DEATH threats and RAPE threats to an autistic kid for just wanting to have fun with their friends is absolutely repulsive, parody Twitter IS role-playing. That's the whole point of it, is to act like a fictional character.
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I DIDNT DO SHIT FOR THAT, THAT WAS ALL GEORGE AND HAROLD. BUT YOU, YOUR LIFE WAS RUINED FROM THE SECOND YOU WERE BORN, YOUR DAD HATED YOU SO MUCH HE FUCKING DIED! YOUR FAMILY USES YOU AS AN EMOTIONAL PUNCHING BAG! YOUR EX STALKS YOU ON TWITTER AND YOUR HUSBAND IS CONSTANTLY HIGH!
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//first out of context post and probably the only one, i don't think I'll be posting for a little bit as I had to euthanize my 9 month old puppy and it has absolutely destroyed me. I apologize. //
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It was bound to happen, they had their password set to 1234567.
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@Thneeds_Inc
@Treehouse_Comix
@glorydapotato
Oh, You're not that gay? Then why do wear high heels, sing all the time, make PANCAKES, you have the Lorax's name set to "RAINBOW DADDY ❤️❤️" in your phone, you have a skincare routine and you get your lashes and nails done? oh and your ex is our MALE PRINCIPAL.
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People are telling me they've seen a grown up, half cyborg me wondering around, I don't believe them.
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I think Mr. Krupp needs twitter deleted off his phone.
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@Treehouse_Comix
you two have a digital footprint that you do not seem to know of, I just found whatever this is on an old tumblr blog.
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Almost four hundred followers! That's way higher then George and Harold can count, and more followers then a certain multimillionaire has... not naming any names but I think you know who.
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Greetings y'all, I have taken this Twitter account away from my younger self, Twitter is not a good place for a young, (and very intelligent) developing mind.
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There is absolutely no possible way the first one is a real burger you bought and consumed at a Burger King establishment.
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@glorydapotato
@Thneeds_Inc
@Treehouse_Comix
Mr. Onceler isn't very good at keeping his life private.
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I sincerely apologize for the inactivity lately.. great minds need time to do EXPERIMENTS!
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Oh... looks as if stuff crashed and burnt while I was gone, typical.
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Science takes a lot of time, twitter takes the same amount of time, prioritizing the knowledge.
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Your life sucks, you're a loser and you can't even do math.
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I hope I'm having a nightmare because this food is atrocious.
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//All
@Thneeds_Inc
did was take it into a bit more serious direction. I won't be returning until you all can clean up your act and start behaving like decent fucking people.
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I've been busy designing a prosthetic eye that has a working laser.
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Now that I think about it the Oncelers life sucks, he's such a LOSER! (George and Harold told me to call him that).
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IM ABOUT TO TAKE MY TIME-TOAD 2000 AND GO BACK IN TIME AND MAKE SURE THAT STUPID PINK PIECE OF SHIT NEVER SELLS, BUT I DONT THINK YOUD BE LESS OF A FUCKING ASSHOLE BECAUSE NO AMOUNT OF TIME TRAVEL WILL FIX YOU AND YOUR FUCKED UP MINDSET.
I almost feel sorry for you, Onceler.
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SPEAKING OF YOUR HUSBAND, YOU ARE SO FUCKED UP THAT YOU CANT DECIDE WEITHER TO STOP DESTROYING THE WORLD OR MAKE YOUR MOMMY PROUD! YOUR BITCH ASS DOESNT KNOW HOW TO COPE WITH TRUAMA PROPERLY SO YOU TAKE IT ALL OUT ON ME, A TEN YEAR OLD ON FUCKING TWITTER!
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I got seventeen different types of diseases from this image.
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Two hundred is a big accomplishment, if I do say so myself.
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Less bacon.
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The food would be okay if it wasn't just pixels.
Good Thursday morning! It’s time to make the Donuts! ☕️🍩
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@Treehouse_Comix
Have you not seen how they interact? The video Mr. Krupp posted? Are you stupid?
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It's my birthday, how do I tell my dad I can't eat this. (Be nice please he tried really hard.)
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Think again. Anyways, turns out future me was evil and killed my parents, I'm now an orphan.
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I am about to file a restraining order.
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This is quite the sale, considering that %50 off of something that costs $3.89 is NOT 25 cents, it's actually $1.95.
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I can't even think of anything smart to say to this, it's just a monstrosity.
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Somehow this taco is extremely dry and extremely wet at the same time.
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@Treehouse_Comix
You're a huge problem, "George" and "Harold". You are blowing up countless buildings and I wouldn't be surprised if you've killed people in the process.
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@Treehouse_Comix
Oh George and Harold being locked up isn't a problem in the slightest, but you two being free is a different story..
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The ones with ominous censor lines.
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OH DONT YOU DARE INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE MISTER CANT FUCKIN COUNT. YOU GOT YOUR NOSE SO HIGH IN THE FUCKIN CLOUDS THAT YOU COULD DROWN IN A GOD DAMN RAINCLOUD, YOUR ASS IS AS WORTHLESS AS GUM ON A BOOT HEEL YOU LOOK LIKE YOULL BLOW AWAY AT ANY FUCKIN MINUITE BITCH IF YOU DONT
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... A cooking skill..
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Horrible.
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My mother sent me a photo of the cat, as I am still in the hospital recovering from the demon core.
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Have you seen the Lorax? Onceler says hes some kind of genius inventor, but he didn't do anything genius, he just made an abstract scarf. I could do better.
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@Thneeds_Inc
OH NO YOU LET ALL YOUR BUSINESS OUT INTO THE WORLD TO BE INSULTED! I DIDNT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING.
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@Treehouse_Comix
The whole time you were blowing buildings I was with my mother, so she is an alibi. And my phone is wired to explode, the button is a secondary phone... which is now the calculator I am tweeting from.
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[He follows the Onceler to the closet, begging him not to hurt the boys.]
Sir, please don't hurt them!! They don't know any better, please!
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Oh I would if I needed too, but my robots could easily take you in a fight. Hairball.
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It seems melvin has been getting into a lotta trouble with this fella named the... the "once ler". I apologize to you sir.
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I just had a dream about becoming half robot. Weird.
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Why is that any of your business sir?
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Even though he constantly doxxes me, he did buy me Little Ceasers once.. So I guess you should vote for him or something.
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[He slowly backs away from Onceler, his grip on the axe getting tighter with each step. It was getting harder to breathe, he needed his inhaler.]
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Dry as hell.
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I think it's funny that my principal has a twitter account, and that he's stalking my dad.
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Why would you put your dogs food on a plate?
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I'm telling!
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@Treehouse_Comix
It is my problem, that YOU TWO caused. And don't evil laugh through text you look like idiots.
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Well, according to my trackers you two are actually heading away from the exits.
I think we’re close to finding the exit. I’m so tired of this corn man. We’ve been eating nothing but corn, sleeping on corn, drinking corn juice…corn’s and even been appearing in our dreams. If we don’t get out of here soon, I’ll go MAD!!!
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That is the most raw cheese I have ever seen.
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A lot of things.
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I may be the smartest kid in my school. (and probably in Piqua) but I am still learning how to use this application, I have just learned that I don't have to quote retweet something when I want to reply.
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Sorry I was missing for a few weeks. I was kidnapped by aliens and experimented on and now I glow in the dark and can eat rocks.
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